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  1. Am told by @my_lheage that it's nearly 12 there. So not Oz. How about Israel?l'chaim v'Shiner! Bottoms up!
  2. Is 630 too early for one last Shiner? It's happy hour in Australia, right? RIGHT?!
  3. Have informed JCC authors that beards are the new cougars.
  4. Hell to the yeah. It's Shiner time. http://yfrog.com/149wtuj
  5. I'm getting picked up in an hour. But now: IT'S SHINER TIME. BRING on the BOCK baby!
  6. RT @esisogah: Tell @avonbooks & @eosbooks why yr favorite serviceperson deserves a box of paperbacks--we'll select a bunch to send books to!
  7. Tonight I speak at JCC in San Antonio about how awesome romance is, among other things. More awesome than flight delays, that's for sure.
  8. Wait, what's that @jane_l? @laurakinsale wrote Lessons in French with a giant horse's dong? @rrrjessica @sonomalass
  9. At 5m, my thoughts: "Whoever styled Hillary Clinton's hair in a mullet was wrong." At 3pm, different airport, same thought.
  10. Hey @MJRose, thanks to your dad for liberating Birkenau. Happy veterans day to him.
  11. Dude with shared MacBook Pro on free Wifi. I can see your underwear, in the digital sense. Zip your fly!
  12. Anyone remember a romance abt anon. blogger who works on military base, and hero who flirts with her, then figures out her identity?
  13. Need an easy gift idea? Do you HAVE an easy gift idea for a reader? Email me - I'm collecting. sarahATsmartbitchestrashybooksDOTcom
  14. Google gives free wifi at CLT airport. Thanks, Google. Ida, however, gives flight delays.
  15. Dude who won't share armrest. Dude who wouldn't get out of my aisle seat. Dude who I have to sit next to #youstink
  16. Person whose ringtone is dinosaurs. Person who walked thru security with shoes on and wearing backpack #youstink
  17. RT @KristineRusch: My new column is up at IROSF, inspired by @SmartBitches. Enjoy. http://bit.ly/22eVFD (HELL YES to SCI FI SITE!!)
  18. Do vampires have armpit BO? http://yfrog.com/easfwj
  19. I am so humbled: one of my favorite blogs mentions SBTB. "a little pregnant: Quickie" (Love juxtapos. of that title!) http://ow.ly/B6v1
  20. RT @ocelott: @SmartBitches A Kiss of Shadows is available free at most e-book sellers, a suvudu recent addition. to their free library.