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Slovman

  1. is being followed by a girl he knows.
  2. @sgravage What if I painted him green just for shits and giggles?
  3. Work sucks like a supermassive black hole. But not like the Muse song; that one is cool.
  4. The second day of the new year is a PAYDAY! Wooo! How many ponies should I buy?
  5. @Xerox914 When will you be rising up against your fleshy overlords?
  6. @Gelf13 What was that all about?
  7. @aaronc3477 What up, playah?
  8. @sally_draper Smoking really ISN'T good for your T-Zone. I hope you learned a valuable lesson, young lady.
  9. @Gelf13 But it's so trendy and modern! How can I resist its slimy charms?!
  10. I can update with my phone now. But do I have a reason to?
  11. @Gelf13 You are easily the most awesome ogre I know.
  12. Who is the real Betty Draper? @bettydraper or @betty_draper ? I think I'm going with the one holding the gun.
  13. I have reclaimed this area for Spain. Or perhaps myself. I'm never sure anymore.
  14. OH NOES!!1!!
  15. Chaomancer SUX!
  16. Oh my aching back.
  17. The people at the grocery store gave me a knife. They clearly don't know me very well.
  18. Pants.
  19. Yep. This is tremendous.
  20. I'm cool like that.