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  1. Just saw Avatar... awesome. 3D effects were insane. And, even as a 10' blue alien Zoe Saldana is hot.
  2. The best catchphrases of the decade. #1 is from the best show of the decade. http://ping.fm/L034s
  3. The boys cannot wait until May... neither can I! http://ping.fm/0zzQv
  4. I start my 11 day weekend in T-minus 6 minutes! Yee Haw!!!
  5. Watching the Pats today it just seemed like watching the '99 Pats... except the QB is far better that the dope under center back then.
  6. Not even a year in... does anyone show this stuff to The Prez? People are pissed. http://tiny.cc/BL5E7
  7. R.I.P. Willie Maxine Perry. My thoughts go out to you tonight, Tyler.
  8. Congrats to Tom & Gisele Brady on the birth of their baby boy.
  9. The year that was in Auto Tune. http://tiny.cc/iUwMe
  10. I can't remember a NFL season with so many missed kicks. That's why everyone hates the kicker.
  11. There must be a mechanical issue with the Honda Pilot. Not everyone who drives one can be that stupid. I want to ram every one I encounter.
  12. Sweet car wash. http://tiny.cc/YnVH8
  13. This is a Swine Flu vaccination I'd take. http://ping.fm/toys7
  14. Even the Europeans see The Prez as an empty suit now. http://tiny.cc/Ou5O3
  15. Why would The Prez still go to Copenhagen? Global Warming is NOT real! http://tiny.cc/FxwcD
  16. Wow, have you ever seen a more UN-enthused crowd that the Cadets at West Point? They didn't look impressed. I don't blame them.
  17. Do you own rubber gloves? I rent 'em, with an option to buy.
  18. Even super-liberal Howard Dean knows the Health Care bill sin Congress are a joke. http://tiny.cc/4MRd5
  19. What is up with the Secret Service? The Prez was in no danger? They shook his hand! Who knows? http://tiny.cc/aL9xQ
  20. I love it when Global Warming bozos are exposed. Be green, but don't let the government bankrupt us over junk science. http://tiny.cc/CTwTi