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7 cars in 10 miles going 25 mph below limit. Drivers must be drunk or hiding a body in the trunk and are trying to avoid being noticed.about 6 hours agofrom web
Huh. If I died a pedophile deep in debt MY state-sponsored funeral would be an unmarked grave paid for by the county prison system. TANJ.9:02 AM Jul 7thfrom web
15 years and the scars from that Korean mosquito attack still haven't faded.9:00 PM Jul 6thfrom web
The TV shows every country in the world celebrating US Independence Day. Except England. Get over it, guys.11:58 PM Jul 4thfrom web
You are on my med insurance only so your inevitable public raging psychotic episode won't put you deeply into debt. I'm nice that way.10:57 AM Jun 29thfrom web
My new modern job site does not have Wi-Fi. Did we lose a war or something?10:49 AM Jun 21stfrom web
I worry the VRS staff are as voyeuristic as the OnStar people were.9:18 AM Jun 18thfrom web
Its like someone said Let's adopt a business model of marginalizing our best employees & sabotage ourselves while they look for new jobs8:29 AM Jun 17thfrom web
New cell phones today! Previous ones are only 2 years old but I felt like I was making calls using "stone knives and bear skins".10:20 PM Jun 10thfrom web
What do you mean I can't possibly know how you feel? Of course I can. It's called EMPATHY, you jackass.6:52 PM Jun 9thfrom web
Look, you're paying me to do an excellent job and that's all you are going to get from me. Not one bit more than that, got it?7:45 AM Jun 6thfrom web
Changes to my day off, looks like I won't see Land of the Lost until Sunday. That's an extra two days of LA LA LA LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU.10:37 PM Jun 3rdfrom web
I'm bored with all the music on my mp3 player and can't find anything I want to listen to. So I'm putting 60s cartoon theme songs on it.7:13 PM Jun 1stfrom web