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Slartibardfast

ProBikeKit Geraint Thomas on the podium at the Tour de Romandie. That's one happy Welshman! twitpic.com/9dfp3l 9:52 AM Apr 24th via Twitpic Retweeted by Slartibardfast and 1 other
@Chris_Boardman Hi Chris, do you have a link to the north wales ride please 7:50 AM Apr 21st via Twitter for Android in reply to Chris_Boardman
nyvelocity Why does every Astana win feel like a win for the Death Star? 7:58 AM Apr 15th via TweetDeck Retweeted by Slartibardfast and 38 others
#MSR Bugger 7:40 AM Mar 17th via Twitter for Android
#MSR Gilbert to win 7:17 AM Mar 17th via Twitter for Android
#MSR Wales 7 France 3 7:14 AM Mar 17th via Twitter for Android
#MSR Weres sagan 7:05 AM Mar 17th via Twitter for Android
#MSR YAY HD - snow is snow but cycling in hd is awesome 6:57 AM Mar 17th via Twitter for Android
Go Wiggo 5:43 AM Mar 11th via Twitter for Android
cuntoftheweek Cunt of the Week is Cardinal Keith O'Brien whose fuckwitted comments about gay marriage set a new low for intolerance. bit.ly/cFK35R 12:09 PM Mar 4th via web Retweeted by Slartibardfast and 412 others
festinagirl Dear Call Me Dave: anti business snobbery? Or anti you and your mates asset stripping public services for your own profit? #greedytoryshites 4:09 AM Feb 23rd via TweetDeck Retweeted by Slartibardfast and 4 others
ColnagoAle 11am here we go! The first 3 people who retweet this message will receive a Colnago carbon pen with Colnago autograph twitter.com/ColnagoAle/sta… 2:00 AM Feb 22nd via web Retweeted by Slartibardfast and 64 others
TeleCycling Victoria Pedleton and Jess Varnish have just set a new world record!!! 32.754 11:11 AM Feb 17th via web Retweeted by Slartibardfast and 56 others
DreaWintour RT @gedrobinson: Quite fitting Dickens is getting so much coverage whilst the coalition rebuild the social conditions of his time. 2:24 AM Feb 7th via UberSocial for BlackBerry Retweeted by Slartibardfast and 4 others
Jen Voigt's Tour de France Gift pulse.me/s/4re6H 12:29 PM Dec 30th, 2011 via Pulse News
Wild Camping | Travel Channel's new series: travelchannel.co.uk/wild-camping/#… via @AddThis 1:50 PM Dec 14th, 2011 via Tweet Button
@carltonkirby Are you covering the san sebastian,? 7:25 AM Jul 24th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
@spokesmen montrichard and the chateau are on the river cher, beautiful place 7:08 AM Jul 8th, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to spokesmen
bored in work 1:35 PM Jun 1st, 2011 via web
PhilLiggett A tough and sad day on the Giro, but well done by Europsport commentators David Harmon and Sean Kelly. A hard job done well. 10:30 AM May 10th, 2011 via web Retweeted by Slartibardfast and 34 others