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@SlamaStache Last day to donate to the lip sweater for charity? I better scrape some cash together and get on it buddy!@RocRedWingsabout 22 hours agovia Echofon
WhatIfMemeWhat if the dryer has been stealing all our clothes this whole time, but we only notice the socks because they come in pairs?12:50 PM May 30thvia HootSuiteRetweeted by Slama39 and 433 others
kellyoxfordIt should be illegal to own a bug-eyed pug and not make it wear sunglasses in public.12:58 PM May 29thvia webRetweeted by Slama39 and 214 others
WhatIfMemeIf I download music Illegally in Jamica, would that make me a Pirate of the Caribbean?8:49 AM May 26thvia webRetweeted by Slama39 and 1533 others
ConanOBrienThis morning I thought I heard a neighbor blasting that new @Skrillex song I like, but then I realized it was just the garbage truck.9:21 AM May 24thvia webRetweeted by Slama39 and 12348 others
saw a guy lay down his bicycle in middle of crowded walkway to reverse an inside out shirt. It reads "snitches get stitches" #lilacfestival4:06 PM May 20thvia Echofon