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  1. Fun with Dick And Jane. Tarzan is furious. 7:54 AM Nov 26th from Seesmic
  2. If it wasn't for Facebook and Twitter .. My funnies would had been just pervert thoughts. 6:59 AM Nov 26th from web
  3. @threewinks humans invented laptop .. not god. 10:30 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to threewinks
  4. #classicmoviequotes The first rule of Fight Club is that you don't talk about Fight Club. 10:05 AM Nov 24th from web
  5. @tatadocomo @dhiwin @aashishtisdale @anushkasuri @danyraj @siddharthag @tannaik #isageek 9:53 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to tatadocomo
  6. @aashishtisdale #isageek nw vote fo me ppl ! 9:52 AM Nov 22nd from web
  7. When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again. 9:18 AM Nov 22nd from web
  8. When I meet women, I try to impress them with my good looks, dance moves and big dick. I have none of those so I just fix their computer. 9:07 AM Nov 22nd from web
  9. i wonder how myspace and orkut are doing. Last i heard was ... Hey i got a notification on FB. 8:58 AM Nov 22nd from web
  10. #whatdoyoudo when the only tissues left in the public bathrooms are the used ones? 9:07 AM Nov 20th from web
  11. Whats this "New Moon" ? Did the old one explode? 8:25 AM Nov 20th from web
  12. I think i'll watch 2012 in 2013. I got a tight schedule. 4:51 AM Nov 17th from web
  13. Thought of the day..... Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that`s where you get shitty ideas from. 4:17 AM Nov 15th from web
  14. Do Gay people get turned on by looking at their own genitals? 6:05 AM Nov 14th from web
  15. Friday the 13th .. Ahh! But the Hockey mask is a bit tight and the blades are rusted.How bout Sunday da 15th? No? Weeknd plans? Damn. 9:41 AM Nov 13th from web
  16. WHAT THE HELL YU MEAN TWITTER WENT DOWN?!? um .. was it any good? 5:43 AM Nov 12th from web
  17. Wish the Wifi would help me to sit on facebook and on Toilet at the same time. 5:39 AM Nov 12th from web
  18. When was the last time we kissed? "Last Month". When was the last time we had sex? "This Morning." 8:24 AM Nov 11th from web
  19. Ppl havin same DNA differ hell lot from each other. For example i drink tea from mouth whereas my sister drinks coffee from the cup. 2:14 AM Nov 11th from web
  20. i want a Job which Blows. Anyone? 6:44 AM Nov 9th from web