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  1. It's weird that u don't see more limos with a hot tub in back. That seems so practical. You're dressed for a formal event, why not get wet
  2. Tila Tequila just accused Shawn Merriman of being a pedofile. Wow. If he didn't choke her before...
  3. Adam Lambert we were cool w/u being gay b4 u kissed ur keyboardist. Freddie Mercury never did that and he was in Queen and he had AIDS.
  4. Listen to us tonight on Sirus104 XM 150 at 8pm ET/5pm PT.
  5. We'll be talking tonight about how badly we want Nintendo to come out with Nintendo Michelle Wie. It sucks for 7 years then it's average.
  6. A Snuggie without sleeves is like a basketball team with Allen Iverson on it: not functional.
  7. Lindsey Lohan is low on cash. How low? Well her father hasn't shown up on Extra asking her to give him a call in a while. So she's broke.
  8. Just found out former Miss America and Christian fundamentalist Carrie Prejean made 8 solo sex tapes. One for each night of Channukkah
  9. The woman who had her face mauled by her friend's chimp is going on every talk show. Now that's some serious gorilla marketing.
  10. RT "Doors Light" might be an all anorexic cover band (via @Glenn_Howerton). They close each set with a Carpenters tune.
  11. 2 time Heisman Trophy winners who are now in Wizzard School, Doors Cover Band: The Archie Griffindoors.
  12. Aging sitcom actress Doors cover band - The Dooris Roberts. (they open for The Betty White Stripes)
  13. Fans of season 2 of The Wire who are also longshoremen who are in a Doors cover band: the Stevedoors. #namesofdoorscoverbands.
  14. #doorscoverbandnames: Mexican Midget Doors cover band - The Dooritos
  15. #doorscoverbandnames: All Gay Doors cover band - The Back Doors
  16. At Clydes in Georgetown eating pecan encrusted shrimp and listening to Light My Fire: exactly how the Doors intended their music 2 b heard
  17. See us live 2nite at the Arlington cinema and drafthouse two shows. Opening up 4 us: Lou dobbs. Watch as he builds a fence around his wife
  18. Lou Dobbs is leaving CNN and Taco Bell is hiring. Look out Mexico. He's going to try and take you down from the inside out.
  19. RT @tedstryker dear @SklarBrothers , if Conrad Bain and Donnie Most were tweeting....which would you follow? Neither. Dudley all the way.
  20. Hey you! We'll be hosting our own radio show 2nite "The Sklar Bros. Sports Comedy Hour w/out Manute Bol" Sirius 104, XM 150 8pm ET 5pmPT