Skittle_Brains
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*tv show* *tv show* *tv show* *COMMERCIALS!*
about 9 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ You definitely need to gather all the townsfolk and do a musical number in the rain.
about 19 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to BradLoekle
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5-Hour Energy's slick new slogan, "5-Hour Energy: Hours and Hours of Energy!" is really at the forefront of marketing creativity.
5:50 PM May 31st
via web
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"We all do regrettable things at weddings. Like get married."
4:36 PM May 31st
via web
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"F*** seat belts. Whatever happened to natural selection?" ~ John Enos
3:18 AM May 31st
via web
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I got 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Also, be sure to check me out on this week's episode of "Hoarders".
11:25 PM May 30th
via web
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Hey politicians! Know what's bound to get my vote? Calling my house and leaving shitty, prerecorded messages on my machine ten times a day.
5:34 PM May 30th
via web
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When I travel the lands of Suburbia, I choose to take my Internal Combustion mount for its +8 Agility and +2 Cup-holder bonuses.
4:20 AM May 30th
via web
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Oh, white people and your shenanigans. You cracker me up.
10:33 PM May 29th
via web
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@ Thank you so much!
4:33 PM May 29th
via web
in reply to FavstarSupport
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My life seems to be a 20-sided die just covered in ones.
1:06 PM May 29th
via web
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Instead of posting pictures of your criminal behavior on Facebook, why not skip a step and just tape your mugshot up at the Post Office?
11:06 PM May 28th
via web
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Looking to break the Guinness World Record for number of stupid record-holders laughed at uncontrollably.
2:06 AM May 28th
via web
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Of all the three "R's" - Reading, Writing, and Arithmetic - I'm thinking reading could use a little help.
5:04 AM May 27th
via web
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There is a subtle yet significant difference between being a purveyor of truth and a purveyor of the obvious.
2:51 AM May 27th
via web
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There's a party in my pants, but it's just a bunch of Red Hat ladies knitting and sipping tea....... More of a get-together, really.
3:00 AM May 26th
via web
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I don't know about the dress, but that muffin top you're sporting sure doesn't help.
2:19 AM May 26th
via web
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I can't believe how many musicians can see a woman with fire IN HER EYEBALLS, and not even *think* to call emergency services.
10:23 PM May 25th
via web
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Imagine the disappointment of making it all the way through Wizardry School, only to be told you are going to be a 'Photo Printing Wizard'.
2:27 PM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
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@ I'm not very clever. I hope I did not scare people away from following you. Or were you just showing off your punctuation skillz?
2:29 PM May 25th
via web
in reply to LoneyJane
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- Name Adam S.
- Location Chicago Suburbs, IL
- Web http://nonsensein...
- Bio I am an organic structure composed mostly of cells, tissues, organs, muscles, bone and copious amounts of water. Hooray! Oh, I like LEGOs and video games, too.
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