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- @CraigDanger No reply to my text & "going to bed early," Are you cheating on me, Bromeo?9:37 PM Jul 11th from mobile web
- Kicking it at Larry's tavern. Its packed & MJ is on the Juke Box. Sure sign od the apocalypse8:30 PM Jul 11th from mobile web
- @SandyShores I go with what pops in my head first. So yeah, in this case, it's Tammy Faye. I'll say it.4:08 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to SandyShores
- You notice how at 5 pm on a Friday is always the time all Hell breaks loose? Good thing I've got this covered like Tammy Faye's eye makeup.2:58 PM Jul 10th from web
- @CraigDanger Um, ah . . .*buys time to think up next house project* The WALLS! the Walls needed painted first. Man, that's a drag.2:56 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to CraigDanger
- Where is @CraigDanger and @SandyShores? What kinda person goes silent on twitter for hours on end? Wait, don't answer that!11:37 AM Jul 10th from web
- I guess Twitter is mainstream when they make T-Shirts about it http://is.gd/1qg7u12:19 PM Jul 7th from web
- @SandyShores You are the catamount's meow!8:26 PM Jul 5th from mobile web
- Damn. it was 3 but technically 1 of them I needed so it doesn't count.1:23 PM Jul 3rd from mobile web
- is at Jiffy lube. Anyone have a bet on how many things I don't need but they try and sell me? I'm going with 31:18 PM Jul 3rd from mobile web
- @CraigDanger You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the . . . well you know the rest.1:20 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to CraigDanger
- @SandyShores I believe the term you are reaching for, in either of your last two tweets, is #AssRocket!1:19 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to SandyShores
- Is today Canada Day?? Have a good one, my friend in America's Attic.9:00 AM Jul 1st from web
- Things I hate today. Coming in early to cover for people who are here anyway. Animated GIFs in emails. The Phrase "Git er done."8:57 AM Jul 1st from web
- @SandyShores Ok Willie Nelson!11:47 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to SandyShores
- @cnnbrk Bless Minnesota and Florida! Between them, maybe people will forget about the state that elected a dead man.11:19 AM Jun 30th from web
- @BrentSpiner I'm not a big fan of "everything happens for a reason."11:16 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to BrentSpiner
- With Willy Mays gone & the Shamwow guy arrested, who is going to hawk late night infomercial cr@p??? Jack LaLanne ain't getting any younger!11:14 AM Jun 30th from web
- @CraigDanger But wait, that's not all! Inherit this fortune & get this set of custom steak knives, a $49.99 value, FREE. All you pay is S&H.11:09 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to CraigDanger
- If @sixburgh1 saw this pic http://twitpic.com/8t1yc , the first thing he would point out was that the ketchup was made in Pittsburgh.11:07 AM Jun 30th from web
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- Name Don McCann
- Location Left of Center
- Web http://www.skipfo...
- Bio He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy.
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