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  1. In court the p.o. says, "she gets away with things because she's cute, smart and has a great personality" - why is she discussing my dog? 11:18 AM Dec 21st from web
  2. 'Round here it's Passive-Aggressipalooza 12:45 PM Dec 16th from web
  3. In court: taking catnip to school - probably excusable; getting other kids to smoke it by telling them that it's marijuana - probably not 8:28 PM Dec 9th from web
  4. In court, probation officer compares the workings of a teenager's mind to a fan with a frayed and taped-up power cord 3:40 PM Dec 7th from web
  5. Just came out of detention and a sad sad client interview to BUNNIES. The courthouse rabbits are always there for me. 4:46 PM Nov 20th from web
  6. In court, two rare sights: a client 1) vocally stands up to public humiliation from a visiting judge and 2) doesn't go to detention for it. 2:20 PM Nov 10th from web
  7. In court, the probation officer vouches for my client: "He's not some pot-smoking doofus." 2:16 PM Nov 2nd from web
  8. Kid says he can't go to detention cuz it's full of bad kids he'd never associate with. Judge asks kid if he's ever heard of Martha Stewart. 2:03 PM Oct 28th from web
  9. In court. Judge: "What do you think of your sentence?" Teenager: "It sucks." 10:56 AM Oct 28th from web
  10. So early in the season for the judge to stop buying the swine flu excuse. Dear clients: start bringing doctor's notes. Real doctor's notes. 3:00 PM Oct 21st from web
  11. just witnessed an escape attempt from the courtroom 2:17 PM Oct 8th from web
  12. Youthful exuberance: smoking a cigarette in front of your juvenile probation officer. 2:20 PM Oct 7th from web
  13. Legal advice for young motorist: while that's a pithy bumpersticker, TALK SHIT GET HIT is not actually recognized as an affirmative defense 6:03 PM Oct 2nd from web
  14. I just got two kites mailed from detention by two different new clients, addressed not to my name, but to "The Big Guy."' 1:28 PM Oct 1st from web
  15. In court, a probation violation for an HS student who (among other things) "sang inappropriate songs." Set list not provided, sadly. 2:43 PM Sep 25th from web
  16. In court for a client's probation violation, not sure if "get off your ass" is a legally enforceable order. 2:03 PM Sep 22nd from web
  17. Walked into the juvenile prison this morning to the happy sight of a newly-freed teenager walking out 2:21 PM Sep 15th from web
  18. ABA Journal: Blogging Assistant PD Accused of Revealing Secrets of Little-Disguised Clients http://bit.ly/4sY2IL 9:07 AM Sep 11th from AddToAny
  19. Teenage male client plus big ol' Playboy Bunny belt buckle does not equal impressed female judge 3:48 PM Sep 10th from web
  20. Sure changes the tone of a police report when you mis-read the word "pointless" as "pantless." 5:04 PM Aug 25th from web