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Siznite

  1. Nothing smarter than getting a basketball and barbed wire tattoo on your arm when you're 5'9" and white. 3:21 PM May 14th via Twitter for Android
  2. Give me your fat, give me your lazy, says the elevator at my two story place of business. 8:40 AM May 11th via Twitter for Android
  3. I hate my job, but not as much as I hate myself, so I got that going for me. 7:30 AM May 9th via Twitter for Android
  4. Coworker told me I should start doing civil war reenactments. Might be time to trim the beard. 7:13 AM May 3rd via Twitter for Android
  5. Sitting in the airport bar,getting drunk,just started vacation. 1:24 PM Apr 19th via Twitter for Android
  6. I haven't been on the dating scene in a while, does "hey girl let me get some of that coochie" still work? 6:27 PM Apr 12th via Twitter for Android
  7. Instant comedy- fat hungry woman getting candy bar stuck in vending machine. Thought she was going to pull it on herself. 6:54 AM Apr 12th via Twitter for Android
  8. So you are homeless, hungry, and need a job? I bet that giant skull tattoo on your neck isn't helping matters either. 5:00 PM Apr 4th via Twitter for Android
  9. If one more coworker says "another day in paradise" when I say hello, I am going to stab them in the throat. 7:15 AM Apr 4th via Twitter for Android
  10. The guy at the bar next to me smells like he works at a peanut factory. 5:45 PM Mar 30th via Twitter for Android
  11. Its such a beautiful day. Don't just stay in the house and rub one out. Go outside and rub one out. 11:25 AM Mar 28th via Twitter for Android
  12. I am the only one in my work group, lunch group, and break group who doesn't wear glasses. Starting to feel like the odd man out. 7:31 AM Mar 28th via Twitter for Android
  13. The woman I work with that looks like Robert Redford didn't appreciate it when I called her the Sundance Kid. 6:28 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for Android
  14. Quote from past restaurant customer - "if I wanted to toss my own salad, I would of stayed home." 4:57 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for Android
  15. Had to use a paper clip to fix the zipper on my coat. Feeling a little poorer than usual today. 7:35 AM Mar 26th via Twitter for Android
  16. If you are going to take a nap on the shitter at work, you should probably not snore. 10:55 AM Mar 14th via Twitter for Android
  17. Fajita wrap for lunch, mud butt for afternoon break. 9:54 AM Mar 12th via Twitter for Android