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  1. "Your 1980s music knowledge is truly terrifying." (Husband, about me, 2 minutes ago.) about 4 hours ago from web
  2. @RobJ_ Don't diss the 'Low! Oh Mandy! Love it! about 9 hours ago from web in reply to RobJ_
  3. Too ill and rubbish for the pub...so cooking dinner for the weary at mine and then musical soiree! Result! about 10 hours ago from web
  4. @jakedee Haha! Go Deej! about 10 hours ago from web in reply to jakedee
  5. Oh I feel ill. My whole head is just rubbish. Snotty nose, a swollen eye lid, throat infection, coldsore...I look real pretty. Kiss me. about 13 hours ago from web
  6. Oh how gorgeous! Woke up to snow! Snow snow snow! (More excited than kids.) about 20 hours ago from web
  7. Just sploshed so much whisky cream in my coffee that I probably won't emerge until 2010! Somehow I like this idea. 2009, be gone, gone gone. 3:06 PM Dec 20th from web
  8. F*** me! They did what they were told to do! Well done the middle-aged against the machine! 11:25 AM Dec 20th from web
  9. Why did he have to mention "mummified food" as I was tucking in to delicious apple, fig and cider chutney! Oh why does he torment me so! 8:14 AM Dec 20th from web
  10. Just back from supermkt with Xmas stock. Had all the twists and turns, laughter and tears that one has come to expect from a family day out. 8:13 AM Dec 20th from web
  11. @wildwinter Umm...when it's Sylvester Roquefort-Kickbutt? 8:01 AM Dec 20th from web in reply to wildwinter
  12. @chrisstevenson1 They don't make 'em like they used to. True of many things! Like women, for example; the 1970s model is still the best. :-D 4:10 AM Dec 20th from web in reply to chrisstevenson1
  13. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5KjmbfbSkg Typically grumpy video of my daughter. Merry Christmas! 3:29 AM Dec 20th from web
  14. My 3-year old said, "I LOOOVE YOU MUMMY!" I glowed and replied, "Oh, thank you, I needed that." And then my 2-year old piped up, "I don't." 12:50 AM Dec 20th from web
  15. @missperdita Yes it is. And I have a coldsore from snogging EVERYONE at the Christmas party on Fri. So many lips I don't know who to blame. 12:44 AM Dec 20th from web in reply to missperdita
  16. @chrisstevenson1 Threatening it with a shiny replacement always works well for me. 12:37 AM Dec 20th from web in reply to chrisstevenson1
  17. Best chat up lines of the night: 'You look like you'd be nice to shag.' 'You're naughty but very nice.' 'I think you know my sister.' 1:51 AM Dec 19th from web
  18. Waiting for nail varnish to dry and enjoying five minutes in which everyone else will have to get/do/find/cook/tidy/fix it themselves. :-D 7:07 AM Dec 18th from web
  19. My car stereo has packed up. This is a tragedy. I must buy a new car. 6:59 AM Dec 18th from web
  20. Black Friday - My aim: Not to be breathilised as I drive in to town. It really wrecks your lipstick. Although officer last year was hot... 6:37 AM Dec 18th from web