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  1. In the female body there's a li' spot called the "Oh My Heck! Spot." This little guy is tickled pink when ya find him! - Mormon Kama Sutra
  2. Landsamighty! I'm autographin' ma new book, Marmon Karma Sutress @ Sam Wellers this Fri at 5:30. Givin' away tickets ta ma new play.
  3. Great sex has always started with food, accornin' ta my husband Don. Just don't let him skip right ta dessert! -MormonKamaSutra
  4. If the body is a temple, then temples are kinda like a body, with signs like "No parking" and "Keep off the grass." -MormonKamaSutra
  5. believes if Perez Hilton were MY gay son, I'd give him a slap upside the head too! I'm just sayin'!
  6. thinks she accidently baptized a Mormon fundalmentalist fer the dead yesterdee at ward temple night! What's this world coming to?
  7. landsamercy! Tune your radio dials! I'M GOING ON THE DOUG FABRIZIO RADIO WEST SHOW THIS MORNING AT 11am!! 90.1 FM, www.kuer.org
  8. is wonderin' who all is bringin' their mama ta see The Passion fer Mother's Day this Sundee? Someone put out a call ta Marie!
  9. is sa honored ta have appeared in today's Huffington Post! First the Huff, next the Ensign!
  10. wow kid wow! due to popular demand, I've added an additional THREE performances of The Passion! Bring yer mom this Mother's Day!
  11. just soaring after last night's perfarmance! Tickets are goin fast, so get yours befare they are all taken up like Jesus in all his glory!
  12. is jist so excited that my opening night performance is all sold out! Who woulda thought a humble housewife from SF could be so loved?
  13. is sa thrilled to welcome the KRCLites for a special benefit performance tonight! My own Relief Society is throwin' the after-party!
  14. is just sa excited fer my benefit performance fer the Pride Center TONIGHT! I haven't bin sa nervous since my honeymoon night in Panguitch!
  15. was just interviewed from someone at the "Muffington Post". I aint never heard of it, but my producer Troy says it's a big deal.
  16. back to the grind -- working on my song lyrics and memorizin' my dance steps! My director Laurie is just pushing, pushing, pushing!!
  17. has a day off because of them Equity Rules. But I've got my red-scripture pencil out and workin' hard on memorizin' all them lines!
  18. is soakin' in the Gathering Sun! Don't ferget kid, after the starm, comes a big beautiful rainbow!
  19. is wearing right through her new espradils running up & down the stage in the Rose. I've gone thru 3 jumbosize Diet Dr. Dps! I'm Exhausted!
  20. Lands a mercy! These new technologies are really somethin'! I'm just loving my new Twatter! I've been tweetin' and twattin' all night long.