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SirThomasPrice

  1. @mrtruthandsoul I do give pretty good ones.
  2. @mrtruthandsoul thanks. Becuz of ur twitter ive learned more about vaginas than I ever wanted to know.
  3. @ourpsychosis live on a moor and then get back to me on that
  4. @Psyche2YourEros @mrtruthandsoul that's ridiculous. Everyone knows waffles are more energy efficient #greenjobs
  5. Reading twitter early morning makes me feel privy to the ravings of delusional paranoids.
  6. @UnicornNinjaTit I think you are confusing the size scale with the foreskin scale. It's cool. Easily mistaken.
  7. @Mysteriousbat Bravo's new reality/competition show?
  8. #FF M. Fassbender's penis.
  9. @Mysteriousbat I would for just the chicken patty.
  10. @MoRocca was your rant about tapas really an ingenious ploy to get free tapas?
  11. In honor of Memorial Day, I'm going to eat a lot of meat today. (get it?)
  12. @Mysteriousbat Teens are who we should lock up in electrified fence concentration camps
  13. @ourpsychosis was it by South Americans in traditional garb?
  14. @robdelaney does that mean that the burritos contain my penis?
  15. Just saw a gay Gap ad on the side of a gold line train. Word.
  16. @ourpsychosis could I reroof two buildings just for good measure?
  17. @ourpsychosis That depends. Are you also shatting roofing nails?
  18. Does any else feel that the first couple weeks of fenced in all gay concentration camps would b alot of fun? On the governments dime no less
  19. @ourpsychosis yes expect not worry so much as relish
  20. @michaelianblack Burn Twitter to the ground then. It's all over.