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  1. Sting coming off a very poor second best to Jeremy Paxman on Newsnight.
  2. @KerryMP Mainly, you've missed Delia on the telly, encouraging the nation to smother every aspect of Christmas lunch in double cream
  3. I hereby resolve never to watch 'Grumpy Old Women' again, as long as I trudge through this vale of tears.
  4. @boydhilton Boyle - yes. Jenny Eclair, Dillie Keane & Linda Robson if I remember correctly...
  5. @mattzki @sookio *drives through the night to Norwich*
  6. Wogan inserts 'surplus to requirements' #Delia
  7. @Rose_Darling ....and then cleaning all those test tubes and petri dishes....
  8. @sookio I've never been further east than Newmarket *looks at shoes, awkwardly*
  9. @melanie_jane I'd like my last words to be "Just one more of Delia's sausage rolls, please..."
  10. NHS in crisis on Boxing Day after nation follows #Delia recipes #QuadrupleByPass
  11. #Delia appears to live in Nutwood with Rupert Bear & Bill the Badger
  12. Britain brought to its knees when nation takes month off to prepare & cook #Delia recipes
  13. @davidhepworth @smoothac Alternative World Cup - Referees' earpieces linked directly to Alan Green's commentary on 5Live
  14. @davidhepworth Alternative World Cup Idea: Pickles the dog exhumed & presented to winners.
  15. @kirstieh *makes note*
  16. @citizenhelene You'll just have to bounce back from this terrible spelling and humour-lacking faux pas. It's the only solution.
  17. I tried to walk out of Tesco with a loaf of bread, but apparently they have a 'paywall' so I had to pay £1 for it.
  18. @indiaknight Get 'em lasered India. Best £1k I have ever spent.
  19. CD with new Word magazine is officially "very good" - Best of Noughties.
  20. 4 hours to drive from Berkshire to Central-ish London. A selection of delays on the M4. #NumbLeftLegFromClutchHovering