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SirKellen

  1. Just drove by a little oriental kid slicin and dicen the air with a stick #mademynight #priceless 6:59 PM Jun 2nd via txt
  2. i'm sick of trying to be a part of something i'm not 6:28 PM Jun 1st via txt
  3. Try the Beverly #Worldofcoke 10:27 AM May 27th via txt
  4. Just saw two people make love on stilts in a parade #Mindblown 10:19 AM May 26th via txt
  5. @tyramae that tweet woke me up meanie... 7:33 PM May 25th via Mobile Web in reply to tyramae
  6. Getting ready to go pillage the city of Atlanta #nerdteam 7:19 AM May 25th via txt
  7. @coletrain1112 Yeah i guess it was alright... #sarcasm 11:39 PM May 23rd via Mobile Web in reply to coletrain1112
  8. It was a good year boys. 11-5. #Swinglow 6:30 PM May 23rd via txt
  9. Today we will walk across the stage and we'll recieve our diplomas. Years of hard work has finally paid off #graduation 11:58 AM May 20th via web
  10. @burlinwall2 Thanks man! #gonnabegood 11:00 AM May 18th via Mobile Web in reply to Burlinwall2
  11. @hilljanestin Aww :) 6:07 PM May 16th via Mobile Web in reply to hilljanestin
  12. I'm done!!!!!! 1:40 PM May 15th via txt
  13. We just beat Grinnel 4-1, taking our record to 10-4. Take that plus victory subs and it makes it a pretty good night! #Swinglow 6:46 PM May 14th via txt
  14. Last Monday of high school ever #thankgod #weird 6:04 AM May 14th via txt
  • Name Kellen Curnutte
  • Bio I am a man with a dream, a dream of endless sandwhiches and tea. A simple dream, but a dream.
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