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  1. RT @IMAJUICER: IM BACK YU FUCKAZ, JUSS JUICED A WHOLE CROP OF VEGGIETABLES
  2. "It was a slow train comin', and we all gotta train to catch" -SF
  3. pulling all-nighter cough attacks is something I'm SO ready to move past.
  4. "Everything is money" -@RandyMalantis
  5. FINALLY my new jazz record is playing! @randymalantis + me = teamwork
  6. ask a man to open your pickle jar and he finds a leaking sink
  7. random: i was so thursty just now i actually went to 7-11 to get water and gatoraid. its 1:53 am
  8. i was a one hitter quitter last night, how am i SO hung over?
  9. off to San Francisco to catch Where the Wild Things Are
  10. "cash me out ho"
  11. "man... i'd be such a good black"
  12. "... So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."-Mark Twain
  13. "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do...."
  14. @randymalantis those are some coffee drinkin lips
  15. stoooopid, incense
  16. i just fell into the early 70s and im freaking out. i hate incents
  17. i just fell into the early 70s and im freaking out. i hate insects
  18. bananaz, im at a party with bros and this group of half dressed anime dorks rolled through. OUT of control
  19. i felt the baby!!! i cant wait to meet her!!!
  20. snickerdoodle, i will master you.