SingleMomWithVD
- you know damn right@Oschnitz7:09 AM Jun 18th from web
- Only sluts use Twitter (hi everyone!)8:17 PM Jan 29th from web
- "I like rice. Rice is good for when you are hungry and want 2,000 of something" - Mitch Hedberg3:04 PM Aug 15th, 2008 from web
- I've never left a buffet without feeling like I overpaid and unsatisfied.12:31 PM Aug 12th, 2008 from web
- I hate people who hate people.4:09 PM Aug 7th, 2008 from web
- Spongebob Squarepants lives in the hoodest part of Bikini Bottom; how could he be a homeowner while flipping burgers at a fastfood resurant?12:50 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from web
- I'd be down to have like 5 birthdays now and none for the next couple of years...2:01 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from web
- Earthquakes are just God's way of calling a dance party.11:49 AM Jul 29th, 2008 from web
- I don't like the phrase "drinks like a fish"...I'd like to see one motherfucking fish try and outcompete me in a beer bong drinking contest.6:08 PM Jul 28th, 2008 from web
- This Next has gas: http://www.thisnext.com/con...
Seriously though, it smells bigfoot's dick in there.2:14 PM Jul 25th, 2008 from web
- I need this like a pedophile needs daycare.2:54 PM Jul 24th, 2008 from web
- Penis. There I said it.4:38 PM Jul 22nd, 2008 from web
- Some scantly clad chick on the street offered me a good time...I knew I was sexy but I guess my pimp game has advanced to a whole new level!3:42 PM Jul 21st, 2008 from web
- New idea for a charity: Being a Butler for Homeless People.12:58 PM Jul 21st, 2008 from web
- I try to be modest about how mindbogglingly amazing I am.5:25 PM Jul 17th, 2008 from web
- My imaginary friend won't talk to me anymore after I made out with his cousin.12:16 PM Jul 14th, 2008 from web
- don't trust anything I say...except for that...and that...and that...and that...and that...and that...and that...and that...and that...2:22 PM Jul 11th, 2008 from web
- I am a part time model for Asian Bee Keeper Magazine.12:26 PM Jul 10th, 2008 from web
- What does Jesus do for Father's Day?12:09 PM Jul 9th, 2008 from web
- Little Known Science Fact: Girls don't poo.12:52 PM Jul 8th, 2008 from web
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- Name SingleMomWithVD
- Location Islamabad, California
- Bio I'm just kidding about being a mother...
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