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  1. YES! I rode my bike in to work today. Like I do everyday. Can you please stop asking me every single day?
  2. I just got in shit for swearing at work.
  3. @tforster Things like that make me so angry.
  4. Hearing the smoker outside my office hack up a lunch at 9:07 every day is what puts me in a bad mood.
  5. @scissons You do realize you have a tie on in your profile pic right?
  6. I seriously work with the dumbest woman in the world.
  7. The Smoker came in even though she's sick. She hacking up more lung than usual. It's f*cking gross.
  8. The receptionist feels like she misses out on backroom jokes. She tries to join them a week after they stopped being funny.
  9. @RoShine Sometimes women are just crazy. We can't help it.
  10. 10am. Just don't talk to me until 10am. That's all I ask for.
  11. Remember when I said I dumped a guy on Thursday? I spent the weekend begging him back to no avail. Goodbye dignity.
  12. @cherrysberries Phone stalker is better than in-person stalker. I've had plenty of phone stalkers. I guess Twitter stalker is the next step?
  13. I haven't even pretended to be working yet today.
  14. My aunt pretty much just called me stupid because I do speed dating.
  15. @Mathieu_LF So I could talk openly about him. I'm pretty anonymous on here. @cherrysberries I kept it pleasant.
  16. I just dumped the guy I created this twitter account to talk about. It's been 9 mos.
  17. I find myself trying to get in at 9:30 rather than 9 just to avoid the office small talk.
  18. Toilet paper theft has apparently become an issue on my building.
  19. For my birthday today, I want everyone to shut the hell up.
  20. OMG. He wants to double date at the All-About-Sex show. He wont sleep with me, but this it's ok to go to a pre-party at a swingers club.