My wife made congo bars for dessert. But hold up, white brownies are called CONGO bars? Man, more like Long Island Bars.
07:49 PM September 18, 2008
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Sarah Palin is hotter than Hillary, it's true. But man if you chase that shit you gotta use the three rubber guarantee.
03:29 PM September 04, 2008
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Am I for Barack Obama? Man, you know how much I love Macs, right? I'm gonna get him to come out to Macworld with me next year. Can't wait!
03:24 PM September 04, 2008
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Aw shit, my wife is making me watch the convention, again. Seen more black republicans on TV this week than I've met my whole life!
02:07 PM September 04, 2008
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Man, it's just my lucky year. Between the discount and this Macbook Air I found, I'm out ahead. I'm talking way ahead. Next stop, Vegas!
11:14 PM February 27, 2008
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TED is all right, but dang I'm glad I got the discount. Starving artist, know what I'm saying? Anyway. It's no Macworld. Nobody knows me.
11:10 PM February 27, 2008
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Damn, I'm just kicking it at TED. I recognize some dudes from Macworld too. Hey dudes, only 11 months to Macworld! Booooo yeah.
11:09 PM February 27, 2008
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Man, don't yell at me about the phone. It's my wife who can't stop playing Bejeweled!
04:39 PM January 28, 2008
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Somedays CARS is the only thing that gets me out of the hot tub. I can't believe they're gonna cancel it. It's a Different World, man.
01:51 PM January 28, 2008
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Man, I was promised it was gonna be me an' the jelly bean, then that little guy butted in at the last minute. http://tinyurl.com/2fh7oz
08:52 PM January 22, 2008
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I haven't felt this famous since Macworld.
06:19 PM January 22, 2008
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My wife doesn't get Twitter. If there's pictures it's a dating site. I showed her White Sinbad, and now she's setting up an account. Oh man!
09:26 PM January 21, 2008
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Only 50 more weeks 'til Macworld. Man, I can't wait. I have no idea what to do with myself. Scrabulous, anybody?
12:13 PM January 20, 2008
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Well, that was fun. And just like the real Sinbad, you probably won't see or hear a word from me until next Macworld.
10:12 AM January 19, 2008
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Macworld hangover. Can I get a witness?
06:32 PM January 18, 2008
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Macworld over. I'm doing my annual comedown ritual. Hotel hot tub, with a bottle of Krug, a bag of Sour Patch Kids, and Cosby re-runs.
03:09 PM January 18, 2008
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@blankbaby Double the pleasure, triple the fun baby. Let's get it on. Hey man you wanna come on stage with me tonight? My fans will TRIP.
02:10 PM January 18, 2008
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Man it's just me and White Sinbad. This is pathetic.
10:09 AM January 18, 2008
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Macworld getting less and less fun as fewer people around to take snapshots of me. Might as well head back to the hotel.
10:08 AM January 18, 2008
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By the way if you come to my gig, "Showtime!" is also the code for half-price tickets. Say it with spirit fingers so they know it's legit.
09:41 AM January 18, 2008
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