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James Bond has come out of this whole farrago with his reputation intact. A curious turnaround. Not even a verbal warning. #ITV22 minutes agovia TweetDeck
James Bond is looking tortured and pained. I think he may have to go for counselling after this. Or ice creams. #ITV26 minutes agovia TweetDeck
James Bond has made an escape from a seemingly impossible situation. I'm beginning to think this is not true to life. #ITV28 minutes agovia TweetDeck
James Bond is now fighting that weaselly man. He is getting easily beaten. No way he can win this fight. #ITV32 minutes agovia TweetDeck
The weaselly man who killed James Bond's friend has just handed over a briefcase full of cash. Obviously never heard of BACS. #ITV34 minutes agovia TweetDeck
James Bond is in another foreign country. No sign of him having his jabs. He risks malaria, at the very least. #ITV37 minutes agovia TweetDeck
James Bond has met a man called Felix. I don't trust him. I don't reckon he can help James. #ITV40 minutes agovia TweetDeck