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SimonNRicketts

  1. @MummaDoc You don't live here, innit butt.
  2. @Mr_Neurosceptic Ha. Mel. The crazy racist. It's lovely, innit.
  3. @Mr_Neurosceptic I'm proud of things I've done or been a part of. Where I was born seems particularly nefarious.
  4. Love that jubilee, eh. "Unemployed jobseekers bussed into London to work unpaid". bit.ly/JHoKCk #sendhervictorious (by @shivmalik1 )
  5. @nosylocaljourno Not sane. Definitely not sane.
  6. @Mr_Neurosceptic Proud of a place you popped out into? Never understood it.
  7. @blueyebutterfly Such a shame. I thought the idea had legs.
  8. @Donna_Gallers @barbi001 @Bananas_WFC @LucyWaters Thanks, guys.
  9. @clogsilk @David_Loughlin @jamierubicin @GingerKnits @marzillk @kateweb @StephenMillsUK @louisenorniron @gazuky Thanks, guys.
  10. @bananagiraffes @LucyWaters @katemackay55 @taniakindersley @itsmotherswork @eyebright @MrMoth @bubela @sgtbeefmeat Thanks, guys.
  11. I liked that James Bond film. They should make more. #ITV
  12. James Bond has come out of this whole farrago with his reputation intact. A curious turnaround. Not even a verbal warning. #ITV
  13. James Bond is looking tortured and pained. I think he may have to go for counselling after this. Or ice creams. #ITV
  14. James Bond has made an escape from a seemingly impossible situation. I'm beginning to think this is not true to life. #ITV
  15. James Bond is now fighting that weaselly man. He is getting easily beaten. No way he can win this fight. #ITV
  16. The weaselly man who killed James Bond's friend has just handed over a briefcase full of cash. Obviously never heard of BACS. #ITV
  17. James Bond is in another foreign country. No sign of him having his jabs. He risks malaria, at the very least. #ITV
  18. James Bond has met a man called Felix. I don't trust him. I don't reckon he can help James. #ITV
  19. @flashboy Bless you. You and your pretend facts. James Bond obviously knows best.
  20. James Bond is arguing with Judi Dench. He should wind his neck in. Judi Dench is lovely. #ITV