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SimonMagus

  1. I'm not "pro-smoking" but pro-freedom and pro-choice bit.ly/M6VuFB
  2. @ach59 ...people who know me can call me a bit thick - you don't know me so I rather you retracted your unwarranted insult.
  3. @dungeekin ...just not the right ones!
  4. Oh good grief you lot - just watch the bloody concert will you and leave the rest of us in peace.
  5. @dungeekin ...in the same way that an infinite number of monkeys might write Shakespear
  6. .@ByrneToff ...In Bradford the conclusion will be - rightly or wrongly - that she's targeted becasue of her faith, race and sex
  7. Absolutely @ByrneToff ...almost every scandal - local or national - has its roots in personal dispute or unscrupulous ambition
  8. @afneil ...it's about the likely outcome, no? Warsi will get a tap on the wrist - no more. Hunt...hmmm?
  9. @RealPengy ...bit of sage in that would be nice
  10. Shortly off to Cullingworth Conservative Club for a #jubilee hog roast and beer... followed by dinner at Glen's. I will be stuffed!
  11. @Loiscarter ...way to cheery there Lois! Give us a chance to come round!
  12. My week on twitter: 109 retweets received, 460 mentions. Via: 20ft.net/p
  13. Enough, Already...I shall away to rest - tomorrow will be fun
  14. @analiensaturn ...lord for tomorrow, I'll not want... bit.ly/LXb5YF
  15. @PeteBlanchard ...I'm here chewing the tablecloth for lack of beefy crisps
  16. @dougchaplin ...zenith even! @blondpidge
  17. @Aquarius1961 ... not at all!
  18. @analiensaturn ...St Theresa!