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SimonLR

  1. Man, these guys just don't quit. Awesome. blog.duosecurity.com/2012/06/dissec…
  2. I'm a ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost.
  3. PR1.3 PR1.3 PR1.3
  4. @nerdtalker I blame you.
  5. @nerdtalker Yet they still can't multitask worth shit.
  6. @virginmobilecan punching the moon.
  7. Spelt != Spelled. Fuck you.
  8. @BlueFoxCA Your most elegant solution is, unlock your iPhone and get an AT&T SIM for US travel. Done.
  9. @BlueFoxCA But shitty coverage.
  10. @iluvshinythings Butter isn't even melted. Who the hell eats eggs for dinner?
  11. @dot_b Living in FL, I would have just drawn on his ass. That would end a prank pretty quickly.
  12. @wiseguyfoods Are you open and roaming on weekends?
  13. Wilderness trail vehicle. instagr.am/p/LYGJlBsVxx/
  14. @markguim Go for the nice place. Life is about the experience.
  15. The JPEG search has begun CC @nerdtalker
  16. I don't care if "pedestrians have right of way". It's a 2 ton box of metal, pay attention to your surroundings or get knocked the fuck out.