SimonKitteh
- RIP Michael: "If you wanna be my kitteh it don't matter if you're Black or Striped WooooOoohh Oooh!"7:42 AM Jul 7th from web
- @RufusRaves exactly! I made sure I furred 'em up real quick, too! *nosetap*7:04 AM Jul 7th from web in reply to RufusRaves
- FRESH BED SHEETS!!! *pounce* *roll* *roll* *roll* *snarf* *ruuuuubbbbb*10:43 PM Jul 6th from web
- Mom just told me I haz to be nice to Billie becuz iz America's birfday. I think Momma got into my catnipz.8:38 AM Jul 4th from web
- RT @vicster if my cheap scale is at all accurate, I think Billie is up to SEVEN POUNDS now! // Billie is my sister, btw.11:03 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- This iz Grampa Floyd. Hez not really my Grampa, but hez old and lives in our complex. http://flic.kr/p/6zZNwj10:05 PM Jun 30th from Flickr
- @IamZorro I know! I haz little kitteh klawz, perfect for typing on those little iPhone letterz!7:42 PM Jun 23rd from web in reply to IamZorro
- Also my Mom used MY Twitterz to follow some hoomanz. If I unfollowed one of you hoomanz, nufin personal. I jus prefer following critterz.7:14 PM Jun 23rd from web
- trying to talk Momma into letting me have my own iPhone. She isn't convinced yet. I gotta keep up with teh Twitterz 'n' I can't open laptop.7:12 PM Jun 23rd from web
- (Miss Billie here) cannot believe that dippy Primate tried to feed me FISH flavored canned food! Bleh!5:22 PM Jun 21st from web
- Momma made a smoothie w/greek honey yogurt. She gave me a taste of yogurt but it's the 0-fat kind. I like the full fat kind better.5:01 PM Jun 21st from web
- I'm bored and Mom won't let me bite Billie. Harrrrrrumph!8:48 PM Jun 18th from web
- #helpiranelection - show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - http://helpiranelection.com/8:56 PM Jun 17th from Support #IranElection
- @kritterkondo The charcoal wuz GROSS! But it turned out I also had a UTI that I hid from Mom and they saw it and I got treated for that too.8:46 PM Jun 17th from web in reply to kritterkondo
- @kritterkondo I barfed them up. They may not have done any real harm because I barfed them fast. (continued)8:45 PM Jun 17th from web in reply to kritterkondo
- I finks teh hoomins suspect somethin.10:25 PM Jun 16th from Twitkitteh
- @kritterkondo yeah. I had to go to the kitteh emergency hospital last year becuz I eated some petals my Momma didn't see6:35 PM Jun 16th from Tweetie in reply to kritterkondo
- My Mom told me that Gramma Lulu crossed the Rainbow Bridge on Sat. (She wasn't MY Gramma, but she lived at these apartments for a long time)7:23 AM Jun 16th from web
- @pappup Hi! You seem very nice, unlike my brother, who bites me! I may get my own Twitter acct, but I like that this bugs him so much!1:28 PM Jun 14th from web in reply to pappup
- Get off my Twitterz Billie! MOM!11:41 AM Jun 14th from web
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- Name SimonKitteh
- Location in a window or next to my Mom
- Bio Where's the buffet table?
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