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RT @serafinowicz: RT @flidby: This really is the best bloopers video ever. You must watch it to the end. http://tinyurl.com/ydu92du 8:38 AM Dec 8th from web
RT @serafinowicz: I hate it when the media refer to Tiger Woods' six mistresses as his 'eighteen holes'. 8:27 AM Dec 8th from web
@julesmorgan That is a man fully in control of left eyebrow. The right one, not so much...but the left one! Wow! 5:13 AM Dec 7th from web in reply to julesmorgan
Xmas part was as expected. I'm heading home 1:04 PM Dec 4th from Tweetie
Office Xmas party tonight. Looking forward to a fun night, although in reality it will be as disappointing as all Xmas parties! 6:40 AM Dec 4th from web
The mad end of year rush has begun. Looking to close off as much as possible before the New Year...and then start all over again! 7:05 AM Dec 3rd from LinkedIn Status
Some days it really pays off to work in a office full of Gooners! Big fun to be had today. 2:50 AM Nov 30th from web
At a children's party with my daughter. I have serious house envy! 6:49 AM Nov 29th from Tweetie
Getting ready to drive to Bicester Village (again!) to exchange the coat I bought last week in the wrong size (doh!). it's gonna be busy!!!! 11:32 PM Nov 27th from web
@julesmorgan from BBC - "Redknapp faces battle with L'pool to sign Vieira from Inter Milan" Let Rafa have him...total spent force! 2:04 AM Nov 27th from web
@julesmorgan L'pool must be delighted that they have got the worthless CL out of the way so they can focus on the Europa. Scouse prats :-) 8:29 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to julesmorgan
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American chums. Have a turkey sandwich for me! 8:27 AM Nov 26th from web
@Glovepup That is totally unacceptable! I hope you have a witness. 8:17 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to Glovepup
RT @stephenfry Thx BuyACredit for this link: http://tinyurl.com/br8ym4 Joy beyond imagining. Their plan is to make liberals die laughing. 5:32 AM Nov 26th from web
A very funny email exchange had me in stiches... http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html 2:51 AM Nov 26th from web
@julesmorgan Did you see any of the footy last night? <lie> shame to see Liverpool go out </lie> 3:25 AM Nov 25th from web
As the fly of time collides with the windscreen of fate, and the wasp of destiny flies up the trouser leg of despair, its Wednesday morning 3:23 AM Nov 25th from web
<snigger> Liverpool out of the Champions League</snigger> 1:43 PM Nov 24th from web
Why do football commentators insist on calling a miskick a 'miscue'. What have bloody cues got to do with anything? Makes me mad! 12:29 PM Nov 24th from web
@julesmorgan What do you mean? I am still in my prime. Although over the years I've downgraded my definition of 'prime' somewhat! 3:17 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to julesmorgan