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SimmS_S

I wanna get new ink so bad!! about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
You Lions are connected to the brilliance of the Sun, but now ... More for Leo bit.ly/xjQYj7 about 10 hours ago via Twittascope
#Moon #MidnightWalk instagr.am/p/LcPwreKoGw/ about 16 hours ago via Instagram
You cannot decide if you're jazzed about all the possibilities... More for Leo bit.ly/xjQYj7 5:34 AM Jun 3rd via Twittascope
You're ready for nearly any type of action, but your instincts... More for Leo bit.ly/xjQYj7 5:33 AM Jun 2nd via Twittascope
Hello massive headache at 4:30 in the morning... #FuckOff! 3:40 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
You're itching to jump up on stage today and sing or dance. Al... More for Leo bit.ly/xjQYj7 5:33 AM Jun 1st via Twittascope
You could grow annoyed today because you want to enjoy life, b... More for Leo bit.ly/xjQYj7 5:36 AM May 31st via Twittascope
Can't sleep. The affects of Death still linger around me and my inner will 2 protect is clawing @ my self wanting 2 defend what is not there 12:42 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
My sunburn that hurts like a bitch. #Ouch #Summer #NotEnoughAloeInTheWorld instagr.am/p/LRUOpWKoJI/ 5:17 PM May 30th via Instagram
I have come to the conclusion that I belong in an insane asylum #Truth 4:50 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
ItsBadLuckBrian Looks both ways before crossing the street. Gets hit by an airplane. 2:05 PM May 29th via HootSuite Retweeted by SimmS_S and 9573 others
Pool hair! #SunDrunk instagr.am/p/LOZApGqoNB/ 2:00 PM May 29th via Instagram
DoYouBelievelt In Hong Kong, a woman is allowed to kill her cheating husband, but only with her bare hands. 8:50 AM May 29th via SocialOomph Retweeted by SimmS_S and 353 others
An old emotional wound can start to heal once you see your pas... More for Leo bit.ly/xjQYj7 5:33 AM May 29th via Twittascope
I'm going to lay in my lawn with the sprinklers on. My neighbors are going to think I'm dead. instagr.am/p/LMMIr3qoGx/ 5:29 PM May 28th via Instagram
I hate running! #GottaWorkItOut #White #Summer instagr.am/p/LMLJKmKoGJ/ 5:21 PM May 28th via Instagram
Releasing all my built up sexual tension...yup it's cleaning day! #Housewife 1:29 PM May 28th via TweetCaster for iOS
@Cat_JawnesPH :D yes pah-lease!!!! 11:51 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Cat_JawnesPH
Arggggggh! #Fuck Yahoo! #GoFuckaCactus! 10:44 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone

Name SaS Monkey
Location Albuquerque, NM
Bio How do you explain me...a crazy, redic, clumsy person that just loves to live life and have fun. Yeah that works!