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Simienthewhale

Oh please tell me how much you've been working lately in your next tweet. I'm sure that's one of the seven habits. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
OhWonka Oh, you're over him? I can tell by all of those Adele lyrics you post. about 3 hours ago via Buffer Retweeted by Simienthewhale and 1691 others
Think about it. Have you ever seen me and George Clooney in the same room at the same time? #justsayin about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
GuyEndoreKaiser If you were one of the Ark animals, you could treat your partner like absolute shit. That zebra is stuck with your ass. about 21 hours ago via web Retweeted by Simienthewhale and 23 others
BaddLuckkBriann Goes to Miami. Gets face eaten off. 12:12 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Simienthewhale and 385 others
@SiTE_LAB @blandfordnc you've got mail... 7:40 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SiTE_LAB
"Let's meet at the coffee shop for a business meeting" is always code for "let's plan on getting nothing done" 12:45 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
OhWonka Oh, you wear a Northface jacket? You must go on so many adventures. 11:22 AM Jun 1st via Buffer Retweeted by Simienthewhale and 1762 others
patevans If Zach from @simienthewhale doesn't go on one of those stupid singing shows soon (which he would win), he's... well, stupid. 6:25 PM May 31st via Twitter for Android Retweeted by Simienthewhale
Just added!! MixUp with Tory & Zach tonight at The B.O.B. 8pm-11pm 12:37 PM May 31st via HootSuite
Guy #1: Enough with the biology lesson Guy #2: Botany. Botany, my friend #macguyver 5:49 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
EricalanePR Send me what your promoting and I will retweet to my 29k followers... Products and projects ... Send them on for a retweet 5:45 PM May 29th via UberSocial for BlackBerry Retweeted by Simienthewhale and 1 other
ItsBadLuckBrian "Ooh, a chocolate chip cookie!" Raisins. 8:44 AM May 27th via web Retweeted by Simienthewhale and 5303 others
ItsBadLuckBrian Goes as Batman for Halloween. Parents get killed. 2:59 PM May 28th via web Retweeted by Simienthewhale and 3219 others
Is there such a thing as low fructose corn syrup? 7:09 PM May 28th via HootSuite
EricalanePR Giving gum to your friend is like a drug deal. "You didnt SEE anything, you didnt HEAR anything, and you sure as hell didnt get it from ME" 6:41 PM May 28th via UberSocial for BlackBerry Retweeted by Simienthewhale and 1 other
Totally cant tell if you're joking. RT @MettaWorldPeace: Happy labor day.... Enjoy it 10:33 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
@troyreimink drummers are allowed to wear cargo shirts, but only if they promise to never twirl their sticks. 12:10 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to troyreimink
HerzogThings Werner Herzog crushing an insect between his fingers. One down… 3:45 PM May 26th via web Retweeted by Simienthewhale and 2 others
Here, take this to help you relax this #memorialday weekend. "Always Something Easier" by Simien the Whale ow.ly/ba2FG 2:28 PM May 25th via HootSuite

Name Simien (the Whale)
Location Grand Rapids, MI
Bio I'm a self-conscious whale with an unhealthy attraction to Tiffany. Looking for the band Simien the Whale? They're my pals: http://simienthewhale.com