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SignorDirt

  1. Ron Artest the only person that was with Kobe still shooting in the gym.
  2. @lazaizai any milk?
  3. Yes swag RT @lazaizai: @SignorDirt vanilla icecream ferroro rocher a spoon of nutella, blend that bitch. Amazing
  4. After that recipe from @lazaizai I'm bout to fuckin OD on this shit tonight.
  5. How... RT @lazaizai: Made a ferroro rocher milkshake = fucking amazing
  6. I just wanna do bad things with my friends and smoke cigarettes
  7. Real Niggas goin hard on chat roulette
  8. @ItaPassionFruit real niggas had enough
  9. Yo @SelamGee saw me tonight when I was meditating. Then I came here. I wish she was standing here somewhere.
  10. Sad thing is I got a loophole. I really am the worst.
  11. I just hope I don't see them tmw.
  12. That's a major dilemma guys.
  13. You know when your at a club on a Sunday night but all the girls are wack or you can't see them....smh
  14. Damn that fight shouldn't of gone to decision.
  15. Actor by night, investigator by day. Smh
  16. This chick was saying the name Deshawn like 5 times in the convo I thought she was talking about her bro or something, it was me instead.
  17. You gotta be able to go through a whole conversation with out having to say her name if you forgot it.
  18. Maybe she's surprised that I'm even there. I usually only say I'm here for one night. Gotta give heauxs that sense of urgency.
  19. Cant just jump into a conversation. I don't even know what she think my name is, where I'm from or what accent to use. I need to be briefed.
  20. Ever see a girl lookin at you as if they know and expect you to say Hi because they supposedly met you last night. I hate that.