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This chick was saying the name Deshawn like 5 times in the convo I thought she was talking about her bro or something, it was me instead.3:19 PM May 5thvia TweetCaster for Android
Maybe she's surprised that I'm even there. I usually only say I'm here for one night. Gotta give heauxs that sense of urgency.3:12 PM May 5thvia TweetCaster for Android
Cant just jump into a conversation. I don't even know what she think my name is, where I'm from or what accent to use. I need to be briefed.3:10 PM May 5thvia TweetCaster for Android
Ever see a girl lookin at you as if they know and expect you to say Hi because they supposedly met you last night. I hate that.3:08 PM May 5thvia TweetCaster for Android
BioMind of Gordon Gecko, Swag of the Fresh Prince, Heart of Don Draper and Killer Instinct of Clint Eastwood.
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