SideSalad
- Just realized the shaver I bought at Walmart was co-branded with "X-Men Origins: Wolverine." :::checking drawer for Spidey Underoos:::6:16 AM Jun 16th from web
- I love the government's idea of putting smaller cars on the road. They make a cute squeaky noise when I run them over with my Titan.5:26 AM May 20th from web
- Few things puts a day in perspective quite like fixing 3 broken toilets at 9:30 on a Tuesday night. It's a more than apt physical metaphor.5:08 AM Apr 1st from web
- New Salad Law of the Universe: Soy sauce, honey and Tabasco do not blend well. Especially in the stomach of a 13-year-old. The end.2:18 AM Mar 31st from web
- Goldfish from '08 Strawberry Festival is still alive, so I bought him a new tank w/ filter, gravel, lights. I predict death by 5:30 p.m.2:57 AM Mar 30th from web
- Our best hope for prosecuting Osama bin Laden appears to be based on an algorithm that includes AIG bonuses, General Motors and basketball.2:30 AM Mar 30th from web
- I know times are tight, but I do hope they'll keep open The Office of the President-Elect. They made such nifty signage and flags.11:33 AM Jan 22nd from web
- Few things are more life-affirming than going to the doctor the day before your birthday. Like the kids of 'Fame,' I'm gonna live forever.7:47 AM Jan 19th from web
- Salad Mom is telling stories of my birth, including a woman @ the nursery who pointed at me and said, 'Aw, what's wrong with that one?'4:24 PM Jan 18th from web
- 'Dad, have you ever smelled incense? It smells great!' Yes, I have. 35 years ago at the Out of Sight Shop in St. Pete Beach to be exact.12:58 PM Jan 10th from web
- If you can afford the time and the dent it will put in your soul, I highly recommend watching Telemundo with the sound turned off.12:41 PM Jan 9th from web
- Salad Boy this morning sings, 'I like mine with lettuce and tomato,' then asks if I know that song. 'Yeah,' I say. 'I'm a little familiar.'6:21 AM Jan 9th from web
- It's not Alaska-cold today, but parts of me crawled inside my body this morning after seeing their shadow. Six more weeks of winter!5:02 AM Jan 8th from web
- @margilowry Oooh, not good.12:21 PM Jan 7th from web in reply to margilowry
- Good news: Dentist says I have no cavities. Bad news: Hygienist used a rusty chainsaw to scrape my gums.12:20 PM Jan 7th from web
- The line between embarassment and pride is thinner than Steve Jobs on a hormone bender.2:20 PM Jan 6th from web
- @missattitude My point, exactly.6:16 AM Jan 6th from web in reply to missattitude
- Salad Boy announced he didn't have to go to school because the bus didn't show up. Really? Guess what? My truck just showed up. Let's go.6:15 AM Jan 6th from web
- When people announce "I'm famous for doing that," do they mean famous famous, Internet famous or "that's the guy on our watch list" famous?6:14 AM Jan 6th from web
- I ask Salad Boy what the slice on his arm is. A friend took a bottle cap and cut him w/ an edge. "It's OK. I was stabbing him with a pen."5:42 AM Oct 22nd, 2008 from web
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- Name Side Salad
- Location Tampa, FL
- Web http://www.sidesa...
- Bio I'm like coffee, in that I'm tall, dark and bitter. And I have a spoon in me.
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