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  1. Christmas is a dangerous time for me. Inevitably I wind up mainlining 'Elf' and pass out from too much Deschanel.
  2. RT @highindustrial: We just came up with a John Travolta-Kirstie Alley reunion vehicle: Look Who's Hungry Now.
  3. @crazycolours http://twitpic.com/snlxy - "Look! Someone dropped their dignity!"
  4. The holidays are that special time of year we tolerate Natalie Cole, Manhattan Transfer and Arnold Schwarzenegger in 'Jingle All The Way.'
  5. I do hope I get a Kindle for Christmas so I can continue my efforts to use overpriced high-tech gadgets to avoid reading actual books
  6. Somewhere my morning disappeared between 'Apocolypse Now' and 'Jingle Bell Rock'' sung by Carnie and Wendy Wilson. God help my soul.
  7. Counting down the year in Salad photos. This episode: My very strange job. http://sidesalad.net/archives/003737.html
  8. It's Dec. 1, which of course marks the start of the annual Calendar of Disturbing Santas. http://sidesalad.net/archives/003727.html
  9. The essence of our new Afghanistan strategy: Get it up, get it in, get it out, get it home.
  10. THIS JUST IN: Gayle King sez, "I'll stop being Oprah's friend in 2001."
  11. In 'an Officer and a Gentlemen' terms, Oprah just gave her D.O.R.
  12. Oprah's quitting her talk show in 2011. She's looking forward to devoting more time to stringing along Stedman.
  13. @BetsyYates Watching a double-bill of P.M. Dawn and Digital Underground singing "The Humpty Dance" would be a great way to check out.
  14. "An eye for an eye, a spy for a spy/rubber bands expand in a frustrating sigh" Seriously, I want what P.M. Dawn was smoking.
  15. THIS JUST IN: New research indicates that scientists have disproved the retail jewelry theory that "it can only be Jared."
  16. Salad Boy's bedroom is vacuumed. His bed is made. It's 8:14 a.m. I can never tell the difference between progress and warning signs.
  17. As an American journalist, few things please me more than an obscure 50-yr-old cultural reference made in a headline atop a story.
  18. I don't do #FF, so the fact I'm recommending @Bralio says something about him. Or me. Definitely one of the two. Or both. Or neither.
  19. Instant karma's gonna get you, but it will probably let you go. What with it being karma and all.
  20. In a synergistic pop culture cross-pollination, Maine is being boycotted this week by Bert and Ernie.