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  1. I already have three posts geared up and ready to go for TOMORROW'S newsletter. Cue celestial music and the God of Enjoying One's Friday.
  2. I just realized Facebook has a Pirate language setting. My life is now complete.
  3. Another year of being snubbed by the Emmy Committee. How much longer until HIF makes it on their Best Comedy Series list?
  4. Trying to add Facebook Connect to HIF has me reaching for the booze after only 15 minutes.
  5. @IamRyanFitz Haha, for a minute, I thought random bald guy was a promotional cross-over of the creepy albino from Fringe.
  6. How long is this freaking Taco Bell commercial?
  7. I'll agree that WS home field advantage being determined by the ASG is stupid, but you've got to admit it makes the game more interesting.
  8. Am I the only one who thinks Andy Rooney is vastly underappreciated? How can people not love the real-life version of Grandpa Simpson?
  9. Packing is tiring. It's also wonderful for proving just how good at procrastinating one can be.
  10. @IamRyanFitz teeheehee, I didn't you know were on The Twitters! I don't know why I just said teeheehee though. Let's just ignore that.
  11. So THIS is what it feels like to be a fan of a baseball team that's one of the best run orgs. in the league. Oh man, is it ever fun.
  12. English, kind sir, do you comprehend it? #1stdraftmovielines
  13. @tracyneproski You have to search without the hashtag. Took me forever to figure that out.
  14. *fake orgasm scene* "I'll have the tuna on rye." #1stdraftmovielines
  15. "What is the Matrix? Uh, this computer program with robots and stuff. I don't know, it's kind of hard to explain." #1stdraftmovielines
  16. "Luke, I am legally your next of kin." #1stdraftmovielines
  17. @Super_Bre I woke up in mid-sentence saying "well then I'm moving to Australia!"
  18. Had a dream last night that it was Nov. and Daylight Saving Time was ending. Worse nightmare I've had in ages.
  19. To the river to float for a few hours and get even more burnt.
  20. Out to dinner at my favorite Mexican restaurant. Bring on the margaritas!