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"Enough coffee, there?"
I muttered angrily 'til I realized she was talking about the pot, not the thermos clutched defensively to my chest.
8:10 AM Jul 9th
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My boss and I have a great, professional relationship.
That won't be in jeopardy until he stops feeding me muffins.
7:25 PM Jul 8th
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, for once. And for something different from the usual crowd: @ (he's my hero), @, @, @
8:59 AM Jul 3rd
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Persians deliberately put mistakes into their rugs, because only God is perfect.
Best. Excuse. Ever.
12:19 PM Jul 2nd
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Look, I'm on whatever diet that tells me to eat my weight in hummus.
5:12 PM Jun 28th
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@ There is, actually. It's a little line I like to call "complete bitch."
2:40 PM Jun 11th
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Judge Judy then: no-nonsense legal diva.
Judge Judy now: grumpy old jerk.
1:40 PM Jun 11th
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I think this Forever 21 store is satirizing itself. It just hasn't realized it yet.
1:07 PM Jun 11th
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Beach gave me the motivation to fix my abs and a sunburn that will make this impossible. The sea isn't just cruel, she's a heartless bitch.
12:43 PM Jun 7th
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Maybe doing an archeological dig in Ethiopia.
I don't do chem, but I did like Jurassic Park.
When do we get to make the dinosaurs?
7:22 AM May 22nd
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Pointless fire alarm in the library. We would have staged a riot but we're too tired to throw anything.
1:36 PM May 19th
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Frankly, the existence of the word "decaffeinated" is just unpatriotic at times like these. We are at WAR with FINALS, people.
6:05 AM May 19th
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If "unpaid" can mean "reimbursement through books & pizza," can "rent" mean "reimbursement through poetry recitations and hugs"?
3:18 PM May 15th
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I check the Internet as if eventually one time I'll look back and my homework will have done itself.
3:24 PM May 7th
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The problem with hippie boys is you can't tell if he's a smelly hippie until you can sniff him, and by then it's probably too late anyways.
2:07 PM May 7th
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My college complaint: My neighbor puked in my bathroom... again.
Hers: My neighbor's being charged with attempted murder... again.
10:35 AM May 4th
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I'm on the Swine Flu Diet. You only eat foods that don't piss you off under the dining halls' health restrictions. So basically bananas.
8:55 AM May 3rd
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"Craig Arnold is missing. Help out & join the FB group."
If I go missing and your response is to join a FB group, I'm unfollowing you.
1:56 PM May 1st
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I'm so good at getting hired for jobs, it's almost like it's, well, my job.
8:51 AM May 1st
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What am I doing, Twitter? Remembering the good old days of Twitter. You know, the ones where my home page didn't make me vomit.
8:05 PM Apr 30th
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- Name ShuffShuff
- Location Williams
- Web http://shuffstuff...
- Bio I like to pretend I'm a lot cooler than I actually am.
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