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Someone bought his own pair of fugly sunglass. Because he liked mine. Fuckin' hell, I started a trend.

Sometimes I really wish people would stop taking pictures of me mid-race. Thank god that ax-murdering one wasn't tagged.
I'd make some witty tweet about AP testing, but I signed in like 14 places that I wouldn't.
On the bright side, my 60+ coach likes my new hair... which I fashioned with Crayola scissors. Success.
My body is falling apart--worse shape than that random flat tire today. (...that didn't start out as a boob joke, but...)
I thought www.saulwilliams.com was one of the coolest sites ever. And then I pressed the directional keys. *Mind blown*
Hm... English project (read a Shakespeare tragedy [suggestions?]) or Math project (build city out of duplos)? Yup, senior year is tough.
So your ulna nerve is one of those things you don't appreciate until you seriously injure it. Again. Please, love your elbows--CARPE WENIS!
He told me I looked nice today. My first thought? "Wow, those Snare! workouts are finally paying off!"
"Dominque under-performed on the paparazzi shoot. She can't control her angles, & with all that make up she looked like a hot tranny mess!"
Friend made me a cheat sheet for ANTM so I can hold my own in a conversation about Tyra and trick people into thinking I watch US TV.
@cleversimon The concluding sentence is the cherry on top: "Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."
...insincerity, desire for kids, fear of having kids, inability to raise kids, or general concern about dental hygeine. Mystery Solved, thx!
Freaming of losing teeth. Internet Says: loss of innocence, fear of change, readiness for change, insecurity, fear of looking foolish...
_Gospel According to Larry_ + _Illuminatus!_ + testosterone = _Fight Club_. In the best way possible.
@timoni You could almost say that they are harder-better-faster-stronger than my glasses. =]
The time I previously put towards making my bed every day has now been donated to surfing twitter. Hope you enjoy.
Someone asked if I would sell them my Fugly Satirical Sunglasses today. "... but you're not supposed to *like* them!" Ugh, fuck fashion.
HEY NOW. THIS IS NO LONGER AN ABANDONED JUNKYARD. PISS OFF. -Love, that huge fucking rottweiler.
So we were going to write letters to Frouad, but he's been freed since I last checked. Cool... now what do I do for Peace Club this week?