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ShuaHel

  1. I hate some Dubstep fans as much as I hate ICP fans.... can we call them Dubbalos? #samedamnthing 11:42 AM May 1st via web
  2. Wal Mart is Hell. And I am trapped here. 7:43 PM Mar 15th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  3. Restaurants with mirrors everywhere: not a good stop on a day when your hair looks like crap.. 10:14 AM Mar 12th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  4. @thenoblesteed9 Sounds awesome! I'd love too!! I'll be super busy this summer, but I'll do everything I can. 4:41 PM Mar 11th via web
  5. Help me. Help help help. 5:42 PM Mar 5th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  6. The Hastings in my town literally has ONE vinyl album. Tempted to buy just to rescue it from an eternity of being mistaken for a calendar. 8:49 AM Mar 3rd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  7. I think the reason I love @austratalks so much is because when katie stelmanis sings, I believe her. 5:55 PM Feb 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  8. Beautiful rainy weather, beautiful company. Yep, life is pretty good. 2:34 PM Feb 18th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  9. Anonymous is spectacular. If you adore Shakespeare as a person, watch at your own risk. 6:14 PM Feb 14th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  10. @pattonoswalt were you able to find the little toy shop? 5:23 PM Feb 14th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  11. Ya just have to pray for the best. Invent the faith when it's not there. Trust anyway when you're unsure. And hope you don't get burned. 12:45 AM Feb 14th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  12. Such charming weather! 6:54 PM Feb 12th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  13. Walmart has a pair of $14 toenail clippers. If ur buying those, forget ur toes. Your HEAD should be examined!! 5:25 PM Feb 3rd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  14. Browsing in hastings next to a couple of Insane Clown Posse fans. Juggalos are giant, walking diarrhea people. 4:13 PM Jan 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  15. @BarryCollector today a friend told me I was "just like barry from storage wars." Best compliment I've ever received. 6:12 PM Jan 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  16. "People grow stupider with facebook" - Name withheld 7:20 PM Jan 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  17. Bon Iver on special edition red vynil!!! A great gift from a very dear someone. 4:01 PM Jan 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  18. Austra, Animal Collective, O'Death, Tom Waits. 11:09 AM Jan 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  19. @bonniethebird Too many cats around my place!! Come take them away!! 7:29 PM Jan 20th via web
  • Name Joshua Helms
  • Location Brownwood, Texas
  • Bio Tom Waits, old cars and adventure. That's me.
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