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Oh hi. Turns out there was asparagus in my pasta.
@hewdiddy el parian sounds like the coldplay or just west side of mexican. Wait, did u say west henri@a road?
If it was designed right u could even use it with your pants still on.
Maybe u can reach it. U just dont want to.
They make back scratchers but they dont make... You know what? Nevermind.
"That One" #current
The 9-11 card. This is not going well. #current
78 year old that knows how to use the internet. I call shenanigans! #current
Drink every time Brokaw says "1 minute format." #current
I don't need the money back. This taxpayer will take repayment in Kittens and Puppies... Oh, and a unicorn. #current
It's not "cronies" it's "Ganstas." I think that's what you meant sir. #current
Wait, am I drinking for "Nuk-U-ler" or "Nuclear?" #current
When Pandora thinks every station I make should have Wish you were here by Flloyd it's funny. Coldplay though? Not So.
@steelopus Please tell me you are still awake!
Ok. I just saw a fucking Delorian.
#current That's what she said!
#current The thing about energy is, I'm a hockey mom.
#current My answer is short so I'm going to use my time to talk about Unicorns and Mermaids.
#current What about Joe Twelve Pack with a shot of Rumplemintz?
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