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  1. So sad. Had to unfriend Adam Baldwin. Ignore that big deal I made a few tweets back. I didn't know he was going to spam me. 4:12 PM Nov 29th from web
  2. Oh yeah. That's right. I'm supposed to be buying stuff for other people! 8:36 PM Nov 26th from web
  3. Seasons Eatings! 7:29 AM Nov 26th from web
  4. Just saw the big Sherlock Holmes preview. Looks like Hollywood is fucking up another classic. ..Are there any adults making movies any more? 6:25 PM Nov 25th from web
  5. A nice surprise, We got to leave at 3 PM for Thanksgiving Eve, so my afternoon shift was only two and a half hours long today. 1:07 PM Nov 25th from web
  6. @WriteRCastle The race is on! Who can tweet "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" fastest? 5:03 PM Nov 23rd from web
  7. New plan. The title of my autobiography will be "Getting Ragu" and the cover will be me, covered in food stains, gazing into the distance. 8:50 PM Nov 22nd from web
  8. Got the majority of my Dickens Village put up today. Time to reward myself with Taco Bell. 1:29 PM Nov 21st from web
  9. I noticed a couple shots in the new "Star Trek" were missing lens flares. I assume that will be corrected in the director's cut. 12:33 AM Nov 21st from web
  10. About to watch the Star Trek movie for the first time. Seeing as I LIKE 'my father's "Star Trek"', I have a feeling I'm in for a long night. 6:03 PM Nov 20th from web
  11. Wow. First @ActuallyNPH and now Jaaaaynne, the man they call Jaaaaaynne! @adamsbaldwin is on Twitter, going by the name Adam's Bald -- WIN! 8:44 AM Nov 20th from web
  12. The way Fox News edits B-roll is the same way Ted Mosby watches porn. Am I right people? #himym (Joke stolen from @Schmoe) 8:43 AM Nov 19th from web
  13. Why were #Castle and Beckett driving past palm trees? 8:20 PM Nov 16th from web
  14. A silly place! What do I win? :: @JoseMolinaTV What kind of building was #Camelot? 7:25 PM Nov 16th from web
  15. The music at the end of the "Avatar" trailer makes me want to sing "Soft Kitty". #bigbangtheory 7:24 PM Nov 16th from web
  16. Finally got a Mini DisplayPort to HDMI adapter, and am having lots of fun watching my videos on the big screen. 10:36 AM Nov 15th from web
  17. @CastleTV Why must you make me choose between "Castle" and "Friday Night Lights"?!?! 5:17 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to CastleTV
  18. Dollhouse cancellation too inevitable to get worked up over. Can't help wondering if moving it out of Friday graveyard first might've helped 4:16 PM Nov 11th from web
  19. Probably not worth a @whedonesque mention, but: health care vigil ends with singing of "Where Do We Go From Here" http://bit.ly/2T3esC [NPR] 9:12 AM Nov 10th from web
  20. http://twitpic.com/oxyc9 - My co-workers are trying to kill me. 5:06 PM Nov 9th from TwitPic