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  1. So sad. Had to unfriend Adam Baldwin. Ignore that big deal I made a few tweets back. I didn't know he was going to spam me.
  2. Oh yeah. That's right. I'm supposed to be buying stuff for other people!
  3. Seasons Eatings!
  4. Just saw the big Sherlock Holmes preview. Looks like Hollywood is fucking up another classic. ..Are there any adults making movies any more?
  5. A nice surprise, We got to leave at 3 PM for Thanksgiving Eve, so my afternoon shift was only two and a half hours long today.
  6. @WriteRCastle The race is on! Who can tweet "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" fastest?
  7. New plan. The title of my autobiography will be "Getting Ragu" and the cover will be me, covered in food stains, gazing into the distance.
  8. Got the majority of my Dickens Village put up today. Time to reward myself with Taco Bell.
  9. I noticed a couple shots in the new "Star Trek" were missing lens flares. I assume that will be corrected in the director's cut.
  10. About to watch the Star Trek movie for the first time. Seeing as I LIKE 'my father's "Star Trek"', I have a feeling I'm in for a long night.
  11. Wow. First @ActuallyNPH and now Jaaaaynne, the man they call Jaaaaaynne! @adamsbaldwin is on Twitter, going by the name Adam's Bald -- WIN!
  12. The way Fox News edits B-roll is the same way Ted Mosby watches porn. Am I right people? #himym (Joke stolen from @Schmoe)
  13. Why were #Castle and Beckett driving past palm trees?
  14. A silly place! What do I win? :: @JoseMolinaTV What kind of building was #Camelot?
  15. The music at the end of the "Avatar" trailer makes me want to sing "Soft Kitty". #bigbangtheory
  16. Finally got a Mini DisplayPort to HDMI adapter, and am having lots of fun watching my videos on the big screen.
  17. @CastleTV Why must you make me choose between "Castle" and "Friday Night Lights"?!?!
  18. Dollhouse cancellation too inevitable to get worked up over. Can't help wondering if moving it out of Friday graveyard first might've helped
  19. Probably not worth a @whedonesque mention, but: health care vigil ends with singing of "Where Do We Go From Here" http://bit.ly/2T3esC [NPR]
  20. http://twitpic.com/oxyc9 - My co-workers are trying to kill me.