Profile_bird

Hey there! ShortFatGuy is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving ShortFatGuy's updates.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

ShortFatGuy

  1. Waah!!! I want to watch more "Angel"!
  2. Had the most gigantic chicken breasts ever, at my cousin's. Now sitting back, fighting mosquitos, and listening to the neighbors' fireworks.
  3. Enjoying a patriotic Sam Adams at my cousin Tom's
  4. Disc 6 showed up today. Three episodes away from seeing all of "Buffy" and "Angel". So bittersweet. Time to start ordering the comic books.
  5. for @paulfeig: "Yeah, I broke your code." #catchphrase
  6. My idea for Bo Ric's or Fantastic Sam's: an iPhone app that tells you how many people are ahead of you in line for haircuts.
  7. http://twitpic.com/8ztu4 - Heading home, into some dramatic southerly skies
  8. With the great majority of their discs listed as "Long Wait" or "Unavailable", why am I still bothering with online Blockbuster rentals?
  9. When I was growing up, televangelists got all the action. Nowadays, it's governors.
  10. @jimmyfallon We want to see Roger Clyne & The Peacemakers live on your show!!! #rcpm #clyne
  11. Happy birthday to my Master. http://tinyurl.com/nqvzox (Joss Whedon image from Neill's A-Z of Awesomeness: http://tinyurl.com/kr9fc7 .)
  12. @tronicsoda Like I promised, I uploaded my northern lights photos on Flickr: http://tinyurl.com/oohkt8
  13. The problem with Spinal Tap, as with Tenacious D, is the potential for embarrassment when one is overheard singing their lyrics out loud.
  14. @juliebenz So great to see you're back again! (And by that I mean I'm living in your past, watching "Angel" Season 4 for the first time.)
  15. I feel like such a shit. I didn't see the orange flags on the cars and I drove right through a funeral procession today! I'm going to hell.
  16. Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - http://helpiranelection.com/
  17. Man, I am really loving the new Spinal Tap album! They did an impressive job reworking the old songs.
  18. Every time I see "SYTYCD" I keep thinking someone is referring to U2's song "Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own".
  19. I love the new double-speed playback in iPhone 3.0! I can now make it easily though an entire KATG podcast without wanting to kill someone!
  20. I was just about to lash out at Olive Garden for pulling their ads from "Late Show with David Letterman". But now they're saying they aren't