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  1. I stand by all the misstatements that I've made... -- Dan Quayle
  2. I never knew a guitar player worth a damn… -- Vernon Presley, to his young son Elvis
  3. I like most of the places I've been to, but I've never really wanted to go to Japan… -- Britney Spears
  4. I wish I wasn't the war president. Who in the heck wants to be a war president… -- George W Bush
  5. I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them… -- John Wayne
  6. I think there is a Trojan horse lurking in the weeds trying to pull a fast one… -- George W Bush
  7. I think we agree, the past is over… -- George W Bush
  8. I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority… -- George W Bush
  9. I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me… -- Monica Lewinsky
  10. Derrick Van Dyke is giving away his list-building software for free at http://digg.com/u1C1OU
  11. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky… -- Bill Clinton
  12. I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states… -- Raquel Welch
  13. I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe… -- George W Bush
  14. I never knew a guitar player worth a damn… -- Vernon Presley, to his young son Elvis
  15. I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky...a pulsating force of incredible energy… -- David Arquette
  16. I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here… -- George W Bush
  17. I like most of the places I've been to, but I've never really wanted to go to Japan… -- Britney Spears
  18. I don't believe in black majority rule in Rhodesia…not in a thousand years… -- Ian Smith
  19. I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them… -- George W Bush
  20. I think we agree, the past is over… -- George W Bush