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  1. @JenFriel go ahead, I'd love to hear your theories
  2. @JenFriel should have been a lot easier to find Osama if you were right. plus it doesn't mean we need to cater to a privacy free universe
  3. Best album of the year? http://bit.ly/uRSg8 I can relate to this because I often give adobe slats to girls
  4. I'm your biggest fan and I'll follow you until you want me, PAPA PAPARAZZI
  5. @wearyourshaydes that is ultimately the grossest and most hilarious thing I've heard all day
  6. @wearyourshaydes finally a game for women http://bit.ly/8zsyT2
  7. New Movie Review on my blog: Fantastic Mr. Fox! Go see it if you haven't already! http://shorester.wordpress.com/
  8. ADORABLE CAT TERRORIZES CITY WITH WIDE-EYED DEMAND FOR CUDDLES RT @lrmayer: This is my cat, Alice http://yfrog.com/1yqljhj
  9. Just posted a belated movie review for 2012 on my blog. http://shorester.wordpress.com/ Laugh along at Emmerich with me!
  10. @straintest your musical taste is confirmed goodness. did your fiery furnaces video ever emerge online?
  11. @fireflyheaven is there a way we can import the html from this site into my new website? http://shorester.wordpress.com/
  12. All my movie reviews from this year are now available on my new blog! http://shorester.wordpress.com/ four new reviews coming asap
  13. I should not be trusted without napkins.
  14. @wearyourshaydes On Sunset the free HIV testing billboard is right next to the Did You Hear About the Morgans billboard. Not enticing.
  15. @JenFriel I get the general premise behind this, but as a guy who likes privacy the concept really creeps me out
  16. @JenFriel ahaha wtf? is that like a website to make sure your stalkers can keep up with you in spite of LA traffic
  17. If you cut every corner, it's really not so bad, everybody does it, even Mom and Dad. If nobody sees it, then nobody gets mad...
  18. @wbreaves my family is all in medicine and science save for me, so the placebos flow like dionesian wine
  19. @wbreaves if anything I need more medication at low low discount prices
  20. "Yousa people gonna die?" - Jar Jar Binks, Avatar (2009) ...also my ska band's name is Avatar Jar Binks