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ShooterMcGavin_

  1. Did the WWE and the NBA swap refs tonight? The officiating for this game has been horrendous.
  2. BREAKING: Juwan Howard to replace Dexter Pittman as team water boy during Pittman's 3 game suspension.
  3. If you notice a coworker has his fly down *walk over* *single pistol crotch* "YOUR FLYS DOWN BABAY!" *laugh with rest of office* *walk away*
  4. BREAKING: Dwight Howard has fired Stan Van Gundy
  5. Justin Verlander must have dedicated that 9th inning to Lebron James.
  6. BREAKING: The Miami Heat have cancelled practice today due to "ego soreness, broken nails, and lack of beauty sleep."
  7. @ErinLCarroll @Theskinman7 Don't question brilliance *single pistol*
  8. Not buying Wade's leg soreness as a valid excuse for his performance last night. Gilmore got hit by a Volkswagen and still won a gold jacket
  9. 4 minutes left in the Heat-Pacers game. 1 minute left for Lebron James.
  10. Someone needs to tell D-Wade "You call yourself a professional basketball player? You should be working at the snack bar."
  11. When you go in for a job interview *kick in door* "HIRE ME BABAY!" *resume launch* jog to person *fake handshake through hair/single pistol*
  12. *golf clap* for this picture twitter.com/ShooterMcGavin…
  13. BREAKING: Lebron spotted at the local Chuck E. Cheese with this guy practicing free throws on the arcade machine twitter.com/ShooterMcGavin…
  14. This guy represents what everyone was thinking when Lebron missed those free throws twitter.com/ShooterMcGavin…
  15. Lebron showing he's in mid finals form with those two missed free throws
  16. RT for one of the best moms Shooter knows. Happy Mothers Day Grandma #RIP twitter.com/ShooterMcGavin…
  17. When you get to your Mom's house today *run inside* "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY MOMMAY!" look at mom *flowers launch* *double pistol/thumbs to chest*
  18. Congrats to @KingJames on becoming the only 3 time MVP without a ring *golf clap* Quite an accomplishment
  19. If a coworker disses your attire *grab coffee* jog to person *fake splash* *single pistol* splash on shirt "KISS MY ASS BABAY!" *mug launch*
  20. Hey @_Happy_Gilmore, quit copying Shooters tweets and get your own material...freak.