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ShooterMcGavin_
Did the WWE and the NBA swap refs tonight? The officiating for this game has been horrendous.6:40 PM May 28thvia Tweetbot for iOS
BREAKING: Juwan Howard to replace Dexter Pittman as team water boy during Pittman's 3 game suspension.4:06 PM May 23rdvia Tweetbot for iOS
If you notice a coworker has his fly down *walk over* *single pistol crotch* "YOUR FLYS DOWN BABAY!" *laugh with rest of office* *walk away*7:41 AM May 23rdvia Tweetbot for iOS
BREAKING: The Miami Heat have cancelled practice today due to "ego soreness, broken nails, and lack of beauty sleep."8:57 AM May 18thvia Tweetbot for iOS
Not buying Wade's leg soreness as a valid excuse for his performance last night. Gilmore got hit by a Volkswagen and still won a gold jacket7:39 AM May 18thvia Tweetbot for iOS
Someone needs to tell D-Wade "You call yourself a professional basketball player? You should be working at the snack bar."6:09 PM May 17thvia Tweetbot for iOS
When you go in for a job interview *kick in door* "HIRE ME BABAY!" *resume launch* jog to person *fake handshake through hair/single pistol*11:27 AM May 17thvia Tweetbot for iOS
When you get to your Mom's house today *run inside* "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY MOMMAY!" look at mom *flowers launch* *double pistol/thumbs to chest*8:48 AM May 13thvia Tweetbot for iOS
If a coworker disses your attire *grab coffee* jog to person *fake splash* *single pistol* splash on shirt "KISS MY ASS BABAY!" *mug launch*8:51 AM May 10thvia Tweetbot for iOS