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  1. The BIG ?: Do we know exactly why Rudolph's nose was red?
  2. the BIG ?: What exactly does "scary ghost stories" in the song "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year" have to do w/ Christmas?
  3. The BIG ?: Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
  4. The BIG ?: Wouldn't it be nice to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate, grape or something?
  5. The BIG ?: Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
  6. On the Edge: A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
  7. On the Edge: As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
  8. On the Edge: I've come to a conclusion. A flashlight is a plastic case for holding dead batteries.
  9. The BIG ?: Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
  10. The BIG ?: If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? Sorry, cat lovers.
  11. The BIG ?: Shouldn't a hot water heater just be called a water heater since hot water does not need to be heated?
  12. The BIG ?: Why don't environmentalists boycott Christmas and the millions of trees cut down for Christmas trees?
  13. The BIG ?: What is the differenece between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stopped at three "Hos". :-)
  14. The BIG ?: You know what the difference is between genius and stupidity is? Genius has a limit!
  15. The BIG ?: Aren't the "good things that come to those who wait" just the leftovers from the people who got there first? ;-)
  16. The BIG ?: When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
  17. The BIG ?: Are kids who act in "R" rated movies allowed to see them?
  18. Get your laptops in time for Christmas here. None over $380, all reconditioned and warranteed. http://tinyurl.com/p38gc4
  19. The BIG ?: Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
  20. The BIG ?: Don't u hate when u feel like you can make it to the table with a hot plate only 2 discover you have singed your hand halfway?