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  1. Compare this to the number of devices currently running the latest iOS and this is pitiful. But nope, no fragmentation here. ... 3:34 AM Jun 2nd via ifttt
  2. bit.ly/KnL21A Quite Possibly The Greatest GIF of All Time 5:19 PM Jun 1st via ifttt
  3. Got some plans for myself upon return from FL. bit.ly/KO5WnA Windows 8 Release Preview is here a day early | Ars Technica 12:31 PM May 31st via ifttt
  4. For shame. bit.ly/Nf3Rlu The Jenny McCarthy Body Count 10:01 AM May 31st via ifttt
  5. "As an iPhone 4S owner who has a Galaxy Nexus and has used many Android devices, Android phones might be customizable, but they can't hol... 7:04 AM May 31st via ifttt
  6. Bout time. tnw.co/Lipcs8 Cricket first pre-paid US carrier to offer iPhone; on $55/month unlimited plan, starting June 22 6:09 AM May 31st via ifttt
  7. He plans to finance this litigation assault through the sale of his Michael Jordan rookie basketball card. Win. bit.ly/Lh8JV8 Seri... 6:41 PM May 30th via ifttt
  8. Nicole Dawn Kogelman will love this. bit.ly/JLWGUq 9 Bulldogs High-Fiving 5:35 AM May 30th via ifttt
  9. No comment as to how many wives he currently has though.. bit.ly/JTqsjz This Is What Mitt Romney's Birth Certificate Looks Like 5:35 AM May 30th via ifttt
  10. How to fail 101. buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/ro… Romney Campaign Releases "With Mitt" ... 5:20 AM May 30th via ifttt
  11. Once an ass, always an ass. This is how you get cut by an Indoor football league team that was pretty much your last chance. ... 4:20 AM May 30th via ifttt
  12. The slow death of RIM continues. cnet.co/JNxPuM Is this the beginning of the end for RIM? 8:34 PM May 29th via ifttt
  13. Tick tock. huff.to/KSPRKg Supreme Court To Decide Blockbuster Cases Soon 4:34 AM May 29th via ifttt
  14. bit.ly/JN3ReT How Do Dog Whistles Work? 9:25 AM May 28th via ifttt
  15. RIP double jeopardy, 1776-2012. nyti.ms/JIiJa2 Justices Uphold Retrials Even After Juries Reject Charges 6:56 AM May 28th via ifttt
  16. Muy bien. bit.ly/JCoYzQ This Is How George Lucas Should've Used Samuel L. Jackson 11:04 PM May 27th via ifttt
  17. Mess with Texas. huff.to/Kg7Vm2 Honor Student Jailed For Missing Too Many Classes 3:34 PM May 27th via ifttt
  18. deadsp.in/L47Q24 Vanderbilt Pulled Off The Rare Triple Steal 8:04 PM May 26th via ifttt
  19. bit.ly/JZBZ7l Why 1999 Was The Best Year Ever 8:04 PM May 26th via ifttt
  20. bit.ly/KswRoN American Horror Story 7:19 PM May 26th via ifttt