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Definitely bought myself 12 days of christmas gifts... 2:04 PM Dec 17th from web
The post office brings out the psycho-killer of people. 1:27 PM Dec 12th from mobile web
betty boop is jewish? 11:50 AM Dec 9th from web
Like, I don't wanna be bitch, but Mr.G's drama class is really boring. No offense, but its true. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_qh3urEOK8 9:54 PM Dec 6th from web
Now that Bravo's "Launch My Line" drops the ONLY cute guy in the ensemble, who the fuck is going to watch the show? 10:34 PM Dec 3rd from web
Yay @Lailachen for coming to my fancy schmancy high school gathering. Taste of the east coast preppiness....and open bar. 10:33 PM Dec 3rd from web
american express companion ticket is a scam. 7:58 PM Nov 28th from web
@lailachen spent way too much money omg. IM excited abt dinner on thurs! Idk waht to wear! 7:44 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to lailachen
majorly damaged credit card...:D 10:27 AM Nov 28th from web
Started shopping online already....will do more tomorrow. WIN. 7:41 PM Nov 26th from web
Also, just realized Chicago roads around me were named after the great lakes...after looking at a map. Geography FAIL. 3:37 PM Nov 26th from web
Happy Gobble Day! 3:36 PM Nov 26th from web
fml. 2:49 AM Nov 26th from mobile web
Pretty Princess FAIL. http://failblog.org/2009/11/22/pretty-fail/ 2:47 PM Nov 22nd from web
@vincentcheng2k5 What the What the what? Her son is like 23. 2:42 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to vincentcheng2k5
Don't want Jeana of Real Housewives of OC to go....o and her HOT older son. 11:26 AM Nov 21st from web
@lailachen apparently I devilishly destroyed many people's PR finale moments with my tweet. FAIL. 2:52 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to lailachen
@juliachen :( haha. Well at least I didn't reveal the winner...HOW R U? 2:50 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to juliachen
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, it SO SHOULD HAVE BEEN CAROL HANNAH!!!!!!!!! 8:03 PM Nov 19th from web
Probably no one cares to know, but I feel like a spider. I keep on producing clear sticky mucus. Maybe I should make a web. 7:36 AM Nov 19th from web