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ShittyFuture

  1. Sometimes you go out to do the Jubilee thing for a couple of hours and end up in a gay bar watching a drag show 8 hours later. #lollife about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @iHateCamBeale ever seen a fish shaped like a finger? 2:05 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iHateCamBeale
  3. @iHateCamBeale posting from the hospital. Just had a sleep needle zzzzzzzzzzzz 1:24 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iHateCamBeale
  4. The best thing about smoking weed is having a "Take me to your dealer" shirt and the famous "I like the Pope, the Pope smokes dope" poster. 6:25 AM May 29th via web
  5. @iHateCamBeale twitter.com/ShittyFuture/s… 4:00 AM May 29th via web
  6. @iHateCamBeale Cut the springs rey? Dumped on its assssssssssssss rey? Chix chix chix 2:42 PM May 28th via web in reply to iHateCamBeale
  7. @iHateCamBeale Is it an ex-ceptor bro? How many pound boost re? Chicks chicks chicks 2:14 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iHateCamBeale
  8. Why does nobody go to jail for sharing music when it's via an obnoxiously-loud car stereo? #ifiwasincharge 1:47 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @Crafterxxx I'm more surprised DVS was still a thing. Next you'll be saying World Industries is putting out a new VHS. 7:10 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Crafterxxx
  10. @GABELORD Haha also just realised it has been playing every song on the list for about 2 hours since I listened to Break Stuff. 6:13 AM May 28th via web in reply to GABELORD
  11. @iHateCamBeale @GABELORD Haha it's been amazing today. Bloke here ran into old mate Fred over the weekend... hilarity has ensued. 6:09 AM May 28th via web in reply to iHateCamBeale
  12. @callumpreston @iHateCamBeale What a seesh! Rotting Out were siiiick when I saw them too. #streetprowl 2:22 AM May 28th via web in reply to callumpreston
  13. Mayans are right: Exhibit 3. Some fully-grown male pap has admitted to being roughed up by Justin Bieber, and needing hospital treatment. 2:22 AM May 28th via web
  14. I heard that Lil Wayne and Drake dissed Pusha T. That's another tick in the "World will end in 2012" box. 12:32 PM May 27th via web
  15. Thanks to this hayfever, my bin looks like it belongs to a 15-year-old boy with a computer and Internet connection in his room. #WOT? 11:46 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Hopefully a few more years of t-shirt R&D will provide just ONE that the neck doesn't look like it's been put on over a motorcycle helmet. 6:54 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @iHateCamBeale @gabelord @reideiredale Classic pic! Who even has a copy? 1:25 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iHateCamBeale