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ShitRandyHates

  1. 42. Your Cheap-Ass Napkins - All right, all right. I suppose I should write something before I lose any more... http://tumblr.com/x36llq3ui 8:18 AM Oct 13th, 2010 via Tumblr
  2. 41. Holy Balls, WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS - Hey everyone! I’m currently at school, in between classes waiting... http://tumblr.com/x36k41z33 9:23 AM Sep 30th, 2010 via Tumblr
  3. 40. Looking For a Job - Hey everybody! I’ve been so great this past week or two, I can’t even begin to... http://tumblr.com/x36jsdtaf 9:06 PM Sep 26th, 2010 via Tumblr
  4. 40. 9/11 Truthers - Hey there, true believers! I know it’s been a while, but I’m back with a fresh batch of... http://tumblr.com/x36i9nn0t 1:36 PM Sep 11th, 2010 via Tumblr
  5. 38. No, You CAN'T Have A Fucking Cigarette - Good evening, children! I’m taking time from my busy schedule of... http://tumblr.com/x36c2pcek 8:49 PM Jun 23rd, 2010 via Tumblr
  6. 36. Being Broke As Fuck - Hey there, kids! I’m pleased to announce that Finals Week is now over, which means... http://tumblr.com/x36bck8mx 11:49 PM Jun 10th, 2010 via Tumblr
  7. Seriously, WHAT THE HELL was in that 7-11 taquito? Sawdust and ass ipecac?! 10:40 AM Jun 9th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Pretty sure I just made my own Blackwater oil spill. Only it's not oil. Well, maybe vegetable oil. 10:38 AM Jun 9th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  9. 35. M. Night Shyamalan - Oh shit! My ad went up, which means I should probably take a break from my... http://tumblr.com/x36b29v0b 12:15 AM Jun 6th, 2010 via Tumblr
  10. 34. Finals Week - Hey, kids! I just wanted to send out a quick note to everybody (the seven of you left)... http://tumblr.com/x36ax783w 9:41 AM Jun 3rd, 2010 via Tumblr
  11. 33. The Final Countdown Is Now Playing In Your Head - The other day, some friends and I were lunching in the... http://tumblr.com/x36armky6 2:19 PM May 31st, 2010 via Tumblr
  12. 32. Everything Funny Has Been Done Already - Today I was putzing around the house waiting for Coed Vixens 8... http://tumblr.com/x36akrwk1 8:40 PM May 27th, 2010 via Tumblr
  13. Recommendation? - Y’know, technically speaking, it is still Tuesday- if you guys wanted to recommend me for... http://tumblr.com/x36ah8c9n 10:56 PM May 25th, 2010 via Tumblr
  14. 31. The Westboro Baptist Church - I realize that this is a bit of an obvious choice, seeing as how these guys... http://tumblr.com/x36agqqa4 5:45 PM May 25th, 2010 via Tumblr
  15. 30. This Fucking Cold - Hey, faithful readers! I’m currently writing this update on my phone while tarrying... http://tumblr.com/x36ae768p 9:29 AM May 24th, 2010 via Tumblr
  16. 28. Fuckin' Tyra Banks - If there were such a concept as having an evil twin, I’m fairly certain that I’m... http://tumblr.com/x36a5ua95 4:57 PM May 19th, 2010 via Tumblr
  17. I sure hope Mrs. Randy brushes her teeth soon, cause I've got one in the chamber- locked, cocked and ready to poop. 8:18 AM May 18th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Look baby, I'm SORRY I farted loud enough to wake you up, but to be fair it woke me up too. Why are you crying? 12:50 AM May 15th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  19. @shannynism hey, thanks! And don't worry about that guy; the nice staff at Tumblr took care of his ass. 12:36 AM May 15th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to shannynism
  20. 28. Ding Dong, Jesus Calling! - I know I said I didn’t want to get into religion here, and I still don’t- but... http://tumblr.com/x369x7fmx 9:59 PM May 14th, 2010 via Tumblr
  • Name Shit Randy Hates
  • Location Portland, OR
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  • Bio My name's Randy, and I hate shit in the most hilarious ways possible.
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