ShitMyPatSays
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@ - "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph that weatherman looks like he just took a shit in his pants"
8:21 PM Dec 4th
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"Who do we have to punch in the seed bag to get a nomination?"
7:58 PM Dec 3rd
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"I'm more likely to talk about my masturbation habits online than I am if I'm out at dinner"
7:27 PM Dec 3rd
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In regards to an upcoming trip to FL: "My bellybutton has been puckering in and out all weekend in anticipation"
3:03 PM Nov 23rd
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"Do you go one color at a time or eat it all at once? The neo pa-TALLin." (talking about neopolitan ice cream)
10:05 PM Nov 13th
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"I don't even know how to use the calculator, let alone the internet. I just learned how to spell boob on a calc yesterday!"
1:39 PM Nov 13th
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"Hey Urgo, do you have Gtalk?" "No, I have AOL but I think there's a gateway" "A Gateway, WTF is A Gateway?"
1:38 PM Nov 13th
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"I've never gotten banned, When did I get banned?"
1:11 PM Nov 13th
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"Can me and @ pee on stuff?"
7:06 AM Nov 13th
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That sounds like when I got caught masturbating in that public toilet. "Oh. Oh. Oh. 'How Much Longer you gonna be? I gotta take a dump! ' "
6:59 AM Nov 13th
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Jump off a cliff? Is that like a slang way of saying taking a dump? I'll brb. I'm going to jump off a cliff now.
9:33 PM Nov 11th
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- Name ShitMyPatSays
- Location Maryland
- Web http://SocialBlad...
- Bio You've probably heard of @ShitMyDadSays. We think @Patrick_Parise is just as funny so we started logging what he says too!
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