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ShitDemarSays

  1. (really ignorant shit) said at a place I'm not at right now. Sometimes we just gotta make assumptions. 8:15 PM Oct 29th from Twitterrific
  2. "fuck yeaaaahh my fucking dick is awesome and biiig. It's fucking awesome and biiig." Sung in a very jazzy style. 7:52 PM Oct 27th from Twitterrific
  3. "yo! I got a serious question!!!! When is this cake getting popped!?!" 7:18 PM Oct 26th from Twitterrific
  4. "I gotta watch what I say now cuz of shitdemarsays...but I'm a world traveler and I don't sleep on peoples couches..." 7:16 PM Oct 26th from Twitterrific
  5. "what do I have to live for? I'm already alive." said to a bartender as he ordered 15 pitchers of miller lite. 6:40 PM Oct 26th from Twitterrific
  6. "Yo, should I get that Kanye frullet? This chick keeps using weird expressions like 'Scott Baio'." 6:15 PM Oct 26th from TweetDeck
  7. "No, fuck that shit, I only accept gift bags from the Grammy's." 10:27 PM Oct 24th from TweetDeck
  8. "somehow my life just worked out...I'm just ON tv. I don't gotta have 8 kids or invent a balloon" 8:09 PM Oct 24th from Twitterrific
  9. "let's wait in this line! I wanna be a normal person for one day in my life" 5:21 PM Oct 24th from Twitterrific
  10. "Who is that guy? See that guy over there? I wanna fuck that guy." - De'Mar. Alone in his room while looking at himself in the mirror. 4:16 PM Oct 24th from Twitterrific
  11. "I axed them! She said no!" 10:27 PM Oct 23rd from Twitterrific
  12. "i can't do math cuz I'm drunk... I was trying to tip the dude...whatever" 11:47pm 9:47 PM Oct 23rd from Twitterrific
  13. "there's this dude outside giving tickets, fuckin niggaz up!...50 cents or 90 bucks...50 cents" 6:12 PM Oct 23rd from Twitterrific
  14. "yo! these ho's right here...you dont remember? at AK, drunk as fuck, making out with everyone..." - Demar, standing right in front of them. 2:13 PM Oct 23rd from web
  15. "james mewnyoz or whatever, that nigga crazy. He texted me a colon yesterday. I was like whaaaat?!" @jamesmunoz 2:06 PM Oct 23rd from Twitterrific
  16. "Man, I would fuck the SHIT out of janu...Betty Draper. Damn, we got ham up in the fridge? Snickers! Aw I'm gettin up in this muhfuhh!" 1:55 PM Oct 23rd from web
  17. DEMAR: "The chick was such a bitch!" ME: who? was she white? DEMAR: "come on" ME: mexican? DEMAR: "pffft" ME: black? DEMAR: "yes!" 1:55 PM Oct 23rd from web
  • Name Shit De'Mar Says
  • Location Chicago
  • Bio I'm 25. I live with my 25-year-old best friend. He is insane. I just write down shit that he says
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