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Mom is wide awake with no signs of stopping and I'm motherfucking pissed. Being dramatic by playing dead, trying to give her a raging clue. 2:02 AM Oct 26th from web
Sleepin' in mah perch. I'm king of the world. [DO NOT DISTURB] 12:42 PM Oct 14th from web
Mom was being a b**ch this morning. Thankfully she left for work. Thank you cat gods. 3:41 PM Oct 1st from web
Mom just told me she wants two dogs. Fuck that. 9:03 PM Sep 5th from web
Fell off the ottoman hard while trying to look cool. I'm hiding now. 9:52 PM Sep 3rd from web
Is it Caturday yet? I need to take a break from all this laying around so I can lay around. 11:09 AM Sep 2nd from web
Today: Mom soberly said "Jesus love you" and I don't think she even believes in Jesus. WTF. She's so fckn weird. Sleepin' in mah perch now. 12:24 AM Aug 29th from web
Wish I had thumbs so I could feed myself when mom is lazy. I'll let it slide today. I'm too busy bathing myself to devise a plan for revenge 10:51 AM Aug 25th from web
Trying to sleep but mom is loud. This displeases me. 12:03 AM Aug 25th from web
Ai haz twitter now. 8:34 PM Aug 23rd from web

Name Shiloh, Shi, Papas.
Bio I'm a kitty kat and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance. [I'm only 2 years old!]