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Shinybiscuit

  1. Singing to toto at 2000000000db. Fuck you #drunkbiscuit
  2. @Mrs_Foo_Cough AW2WWWWWWWWWWWWWW MY GOD IT IS ADORABLE #drunkbiscuit
  3. Excision - Subsonic. That's how you find out who's in it for the long haul. ACTIVATE SUBSONIC BASS
  4. RETURN OF DA MAC ewweeyeeeww RETURN OF DA MAC once agen RETURN OF DA MAC a liddulgiirrrl RETURN OF DA MAC ah mah gad #drunkbiscuit
  5. Plug on Baby is on. Am singin along but the only word is "turd" #drunkbiscuit
  6. Picking up girls advice to my nice boy mates 1. "You are beautiful" 2. " I was intimidated to talk to you but I did it anyway" #drunkbiscuit
  7. Fuck lets all sing to evamescense LOL
  8. At the stage of drunk where I'm fucking amazing at singing.and YEAHHHHHHHHH
  9. I'm.extremely drunk on bacardi oak whatever. Thks has taken 3 goes YEAH
  10. @Dredillah :-) thanks!
  11. Was making a "happy happy let's all drink festival cider" playlist but realised it was essentially the 1st @HospitalRecords Sick Music comp.
  12. Instead of making arch comments about the union jack or people having a fun time (how dare they) I'm going to eat bacon and then get drunk.
  13. @AntagonistUK haha yeah, I guess so! When we setting off? Lol
  14. @Pinklilycat :-) i thought sk
  15. @monalisa64 least favourite answer to anything. I mention that at least once a week.