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  1. Twitter is TMI. I feel like unfollowing you Tweeps unless you stop tweeting about drinking coffee. My cat's litterbox is more interesting.
  2. My cat just ate the skin & fat I discarded from a chicken thigh. Guess I won't have to feed her again for 2 days.
  3. #3turnoffwords Make Money Fast!
  4. Dear Cat: I know you're bored, but please stop playing pattycake in the litterbox. kthxbai
  5. Simon Pegg freakin pwns as Montgomery Scott in the new Star Trek movie.
  6. I thought I had swine flu until I took some Doxycyline and felt better. Antibiotics don't work on viruses. Virii. Whatever.
  7. @cnni: I'm killing my CNN International feed b/c I simply don't care about the latest tweets regarding soccer matches.
  8. FAVE NEW BOOK: Using Drupal (O'Reilly) authored by the core Drupal development team http://drupal.org/node/333901 KTHXBAI Dreamweaver!
  9. Free Bernie Madoff! He doesn't deserve the protection of a swanky prison when there's dozens of fraud victims waiting outside to kill him.
  10. How do I tell my cat about the recession? I don't want her to worry about where her next hand-fed meal of RAW FLESH will come from.
  11. I like chocolate, so I'll be waiting for the after Valentine's Day sales to stock up!
  12. I evade taxes, too! I wanna be Secretary of the Treasury.
  13. Yay! My BFF Suze is now a Twitterer!
  14. If you've already decided whom you're voting for, why watch campaign coverage?
  15. Quit job at a retail corp, thought I'd have more time. But my freelance gigs, twice as lucrative, eat just as much time. Not complaining!
  16. "SOCIALISM": taxing people to pay for health care "PATRIOTISM": taxing people to pay for killing people in Iraq & Afghanistan -- WTF?
  17. WallSt to little people: We needz teh money$ or we wont give U credit. Me to WallSt: Stop bringin the FEAR! Now *blow* me.
  18. Happy Birthday to my cat! 6 years old and still bad, black, & fast. http://www.catster.com/cats...
  19. @dougal Hope da fambly is feeling better! Kiss little Claire's ouchie finger for me.
  20. Laughing my ass off at Google's Chrome comic book, especially this page: http://is.gd/2nGZ