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  1. Sorry, Anthony. People can create art, but really aren't art themselves. Plinth 7-8am: noble, but dull. #oneandother
  2. I don't know what I'd do on the 4th plinth. Sleep, probably. I wouldn't, however, do bad keepie-up #oneandother
  3. oops. drunk AGAIN?
  4. Right. Last episode of Torchwood and the end of Wire S2 coming right up. *sigh* bliss
  5. @AlrightTit the door opened with you enthroned? Really? I've had NIGHTMARES about that for years.
  6. I am persona non grata with management for laughing at our workplace's solitary swine flu victim. Thought it was man-flu, not pig-flu...
  7. @myosit cat burglar not camping in the chimney today, then?
  8. Good grief. Just tuned into the Fourth Plinth again. Really wish I hadn't. #oneandother
  9. You know, that bloke really isn't very good at t'ai chi. #oneandother
  10. @scattermole mutual, sweetie, mutual. Hope the book is an epic fail. x
  11. @scattermole you weren't. Nicotine is a veil masking your awareness of humanity's essential stupidity. You've removed it, you pillock.
  12. Oh, Edinburgh, you are looking grey today. I am husbandless until Friday. Damned academics and their conferences.
  13. in taxi to airport, having been awake for 30 mins. my brain is in bed still, and I needs it, precious, today I needs it
  14. "I'll get a whisky and lemonade then." That was real-time husband, doing his thing. The lemonade is his.
  15. "what to do with sofa cinema? More Wire, or movies?" "More Wire." That, folks, was a real-time tweet. More later.
  16. Husband out doing husbandly things to the jungle we call garden. Husbandly or dastardly. Either way, he's cutting grass and I'm watching.
  17. I can't see anything out of my window. Either we're in the nether realms, or it's incredibly foggy.
  18. @HarbyJournalist you're in Edinburgh this eve? For how long are you up here?
  19. I have now offended an entire nation. *waits for the Armada*
  20. Spanish garage says Duke is fixed. *snorts* Not that I don´t trust Spanish engineers, or anything. Or indeed anything Spanish.